PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[Musical Space Cowboy]

The first mistake was going to a Chicago ER. Aren't those always backed up with GSWs?

The second mistake was moving to Chicago in the first place.

The third mistake is her pathetic life, but that goes without saying.

[pibbs]

She's just upset they didn't bring her a smoothie. Or scone.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But she's well enough to Tweet by damn., What a whore.

"I am literally shaking right now as I am tweeting this multi-paragraph first-person narrative".

Sounds legit.

Why would the police tell her she can't lie down? Is this just a dumb whore lie? Or was she taking up seats that other people needed?

Most likely the latter.

Probably they realized it was nothing serious and they weren't going to waste time on an overdramatic hysterical adult child. She did exactly what they wanted, for her to give up and go home.

Can't really be that bad if she managed to make it home safely after realizing she wasn't getting the attention she was craving.
What was she expecting, anyways? That all the doctors and nurses drop everything to appearse the crying goth chick?

Also it's a fucking ER. I don't think they have to care about sobbing bitches beyond checking whether or not they're literally dying.

[wulfenlord]

How old is she again? Why is she wasting hospital capacity for a tummy ache expecting to be served like royalty?

[pibbs]

OH NO!!! IS THIS THE END OF PUR!

Who had PUR dying first in the IN dead pool?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

If this does end up with her being 6 feet under at some point...
Once more, this will be yet another instance of Phil Burnell outliving another IN.

[Le Redditeur]

Liver damage? Either she's doing hard drugs, got hepatitis, or got excess fat in the liver. She isn't old enough for alcohol to be the cause.

[rabidtictac]

Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease is the most likely option, assuming she is telling the truth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>no gallbladder
>liver damage

Now she just needs her uterus yeeted to fulfill her destiny of becoming Goth Foodie Beauty.

FATShow

I bet she eats about as many scones and ice cream sandwiches in one sitting.

[pibbs]

Maybe don't be a cunt to family. Also first mention about siblings.

Sooo, she got hysterical over a little pain. Not eating has to be hell on earth for her.