April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

Somebody mentioned he never talks about his college days, and it occurred to me that outside of his shitty made-up Monkey stories we really don't know much about his personal life at all. Him not talking about Orcil isn't surprising. He rarely talked about Scarlett either, despite her obviously taking his virginity and teaching him to love or whatever.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I think it's just that she's pushing 40 and Noah is probably as good as she gets.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I think it's just that she's pushing 40 and Noah is probably as good as she gets.

Yeah. Remember those pics she posts are her carefully curated Myspace-angle poses, and even in them she looks like shit. Combine that with the fact that her only interaction in the public is at her part-time job, where she works with girls damn near half her age. With a bunch of early 20s pieces of ass hanging around that place ain't nobody going to notice the hag in her late 30s passed out on the floor from heat exhaustion.

[Guest]

I think it's just that she's pushing 40 and Noah is probably as good as she gets.

Yeah. Remember those pics she posts are her carefully curated Myspace-angle poses, and even in them she looks like shit. Combine that with the fact that her only interaction in the public is at her part-time job, where she works with girls damn near half her age. With a bunch of early 20s pieces of ass hanging around that place ain't nobody going to notice the hag in her late 30s passed out on the floor from heat exhaustion.

She's WHITE TRASH and so is Spoony. She's going to be like one of those wrinkled ass 50 yo bitches you see walking around with rainbow colored hair.

[Kugelfisch]

Somebody mentioned he never talks about his college days, and it occurred to me that outside of his shitty made-up Monkey stories we really don't know much about his personal life at all.

That's oddly true. For a faggot that tweets so much and talks about his supposed plights we know surprisingly little.

[RAPEMAN]

We can say that about a lot of CA nobodies when you think of it. We pieced together most of their past through spaghetti and stumbling on their fetish forum accounts.

[Kugelfisch]

We can say that about a lot of CA nobodies when you think of it. We pieced together most of their past through spaghetti and stumbling on their fetish forum accounts.

Sure. And with most it's irrelevant. But Spoony puts out so much on twatter and shit and there has always been more interest in him than the entirety of CA combined back then. Considering that, it's a bit odd.

[RAPEMAN]

Maybe his dad molested him or he was in a ward.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe his dad molested him or he was in a ward.

Wishful thinking. Rule number one of Spoony applies even to his past.

[Liar Revealed]

Just because Linky is a closet fag doesn't mean everyone is.
I think Spoony wanted to play grown-up with his own house and "wife" just to spite his doubting parents.
To abandon the house or his relationship would almost certainly mean him conceding defeat and having to beg his parents to take him back. He's going to put that off as long as he can.