Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Old Black Man]

I assumed he'd be fucking the dog. Isn't Malcom some degenerate furry or some shit?

He’s not gonna fuck Tamara…oh wait…

You made my day with that.

If he quits his job and starts walking dogs just know that my shitposting has In the Mouth of Madness tier power.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's probably already doing that in his spare time. Animal shelters are always glad about any helping hand.

[Kugelfisch]

If he quits his job and starts walking dogs just know that my shitposting has In the Mouth of Madness tier power.

That's how Malcom ended up at CA. His dyslexic ass read "dog walker" in the job description and arrived with a hard on.

[Old Black Man]

If he quits his job and starts walking dogs just know that my shitposting has In the Mouth of Madness tier power.

That's how Malcom ended up at CA. His dyslexic ass read "dog walker" in the job description and arrived with a hard on.

This is now canon to the mythos.

[CuckTurdginson]

If you got me drunk enough I would consider fucking Tamara...unless she's really hit the wall hardcore and looks like the warthog. In which case I'll need whiskey straight

[rabidtictac]

Tamara will do it for a crumb of clout.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And then she will try to cancel you a few years later.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd mating press that pudgy slag just to get her simps platinum mad.
But only if you promise me that the gay furry nigger faggot has to watch the video (not in person because I don't trust any nigger behind me, especially not that particular one) as many times as it takes for him to make it through it without throwing up.

[CuckTurdginson]

The nice thing about pudgy rather than grossly obese is that you can just bend her over, hit it from behind - and not think too much.

[Old Black Man]

I'd mating press that pudgy slag just to get her simps platinum mad.
But only if you promise me that the gay furry nigger faggot has to watch the video (not in person because I don't trust any nigger behind me, especially not that particular one) as many times as it takes for him to make it through it without throwing up.

What if he’s tied up in his fur suit like in the That Darned Cat review?