Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Rushy]

Cut me some slack!

I don't really know what to do now that Kugel's displayed an emotion.

I think this is what the first astronauts felt going into space, what the French felt when they accidentally fried a bit of potato. We've entered the final frontier!

[Kugelfisch]

Oh come on, I show plenty of hatred and disdain all the time.

[Rushy]

But deep down, you're a softie. It's so sweet. Eric Butts is crying somewhere.

[CuckTurdginson]

Digging thru a capeshit movie everyone knew was going to be bad and is somehow worse than that? It’s almost like I’m beating a dead horse…

[Le Redditeur]

You should follow Boss's example and refuse to do anything, ever. I've heard it works pretty well for your health. Or at least to keep the shingles in check.

[CuckTurdginson]

If fucking only. He really is living his best life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder who they're trying to prop up next in the "Peter Minus Peter" Cinematic Universe.
Ben Reilly aka Scarlet Spider aka the OG Peter clone? I wouldn't put it past them to make a Clone Saga movie without Peter.
That Catwoman knockoff that always wants to bang Peter? Can't be worse than the Catwoman movie, right?
Cloak & fucking Dagger? It would get points for being an interracial couple, but Cloak is constantly building up towards a Nigga Moment unless his Mistress Dagger can calm him down. And maybe we'll finally see how they'll try to un-slut Dagger's costume, seeing how that TV series a few years ago never actual got far enough for them to get capeshit outfits.

I only know of her from that '90s Spider-Man cartoon. The character was an old woman played by Stan Lee's wife, so I don't know where Sony gets off portraying her as some young slut.

It's a prequel I think. Also old people are icky (unless we can use them for nostalgia).

[Kugelfisch]

But deep down, you're a softie. It's so sweet. Eric Butts is crying somewhere.

I'd unironically murder Eric Butt's with whatever is handy if I ever saw him. Someone that emotionally unbalanced should not be allowed to live.

[Moe Bitches]

Come on man!
It's very touching to see a grown man fake cry about some garbage that he'll forget about until the next product comes out.

[ebin namefag]

I'd be emotionally unstable if my name was Butts.