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Post by Dehbashi » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:11 pm

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Also 10bux on Cyclops leaving leadership duties in the much more capable - and most importantly diverse - hands of Storm.
Funny you say that. I thought the same after seeing her hair. Reminded me of her taking over leadership in the 80s during her punk phase. Which is funny since it doesn't fit the outfit she is wearing on the show.

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Post by Dehbashi » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:13 pm

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I heard they're going to bring that lame character Morph back except now he's taken female form and is a she/her.
Yeah. I was confused during the trailer since I saw someone where Morph's outfit and looked nothing like him. I was thinking is that Morph the whole time

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 15, 2024 9:20 pm

Morph's model doesn't even look finished. Or he's going for an albino crash test dummy look to reduce the number of white people on the team :lol:
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Awaiting to see how long before it gets cancelled.
They will greenlight at least one more season, just to show the haters.
Unless they treat it like one of their live-action MCU series, in which case they'll quickly forget about it after the first season.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Thu Feb 15, 2024 11:16 pm

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Post by RedLine » Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:55 am

I hope Morph sucks Wolverine's dick then later Beast and Bishop spit-roast Jean while Cyclops sits in his cuck chair.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:52 am

I assume literally every scene with Morph goes something like this:
[Other X-Ma'am]: "This is my friend Morph. Morph's pronouns are they/them. They're non-binary."
Morph: "Trans rights!"
And then they make a crossover with Transformers: Transspark or whatever that show was called again.

Personally if I could shapeshift, I would just pose as a Jessica-Rabbit-type, only to turn into this at the worst possible moment:
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:23 pm

Madame Web is sounding like the disaster (not just box office, actual movie) you all wanted from The Marvels.

https://thedirect.com/article/madame-we ... -explained

"The other death that generates much of the film's unraveling plot is that of Ezekiel Sims. Early in the movie, Ezekiel dreams of his death at the hands of three Spider-Women (Sweeney, Merced, and O'Connor's characters).

This puts him on a villainous path of tracking down the three teenage girls to end their lives before his doomed fate becomes a reality.

As the plot unfolds, Cassie attempts to save the three girls because she sees the future of Ezekiel succeeding in killing all three of them. During the final battle, Cassie is ultimately the one who ends Ezekiel's life, putting an end to his hunt."

"As Cassie defeats Ezekiel, she is crushed, and loses her eyesight and the ability to walk.

"This was a likely outcome of the film, making it a true origin story, as Madame Web in the comics is blind and paralyzed, but can access a web of consciousness which allows her to help warn different Spider-People from danger.

Without including a post-credits scene, Madame Web does tease a future sequel, showing a future where Julia Cornwall, Mattie Franklin, and Anya Corazon are all superheroes keeping the streets of NYC safe.

In addition, a glimpse at Johnson in a red Madame Web super-suit is also shown, with the character using her out-of-body abilities to project herself floating among the heroines."

Emma Roberts plays a pregnant Mary Parker, the mother of Peter. Her husband (Richard) is out of town during the events of the movie and Adam Scott's iteration of Uncle Ben Parker is who has to rush Mary to the hospital when her water breaks.

While Peter's name is never revealed, earlier in the movie the name is teased during an uncomfortable baby shower scene, and the baby does appear by the end of the movie."

This honestly isn't even the tip of what I've heard.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:34 pm

I don't even give enough of a shit to be mad about this. This sounds downright pedantic after Suicide Squad literally pissed on DC's corpse.
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"This was a likely outcome of the film, making it a true origin story, as Madame Web in the comics is blind and paralyzed, but can access a web of consciousness which allows her to help warn different Spider-People from danger.
Sounds like one of those prequels that have to explain everything trademark-y about the character within the span of the movie's plot.
I'm pretty sure the comic version just catched at least one disease/disorder that fucked up her muscles/nerves, instead of basically getting a variant of Kenobi's Vaderfication Strike.

Why not work this shit in more naturally? Maybe the movie starts with her having an existential crisis because the doctors just told her she will be wheelchair-bound within 5 years.
But then again this might paint having to rely on a wheelchair as something bad, and we can't have that in Current Year.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:47 pm

"After running for their lives for days, Cassandra leaves Julia, Anya and Mattie in the care of Ben Parker and her pregnant sister Mary while she finds answers in the Peruvian Amazon rainforest.

As she found out earlier in the movie, Ezequiel was in the Amazon with her mom Constance "when she was researching spiders right before she died." Desperate to get hold of a unique spider with special powers, Ezequiel shot Cassandra's mother while she was pregnant and stole the spider.

The Arañas, a group of super-powered people from the Amazon, try to save Constance by injecting the powers of the spider into her. However, despite their best efforts, only baby Cassandra survives.

Before going back to the US, Cassandra is left with an insightful sentence: "The moment you take on the responsibility, great power will come."

Back in the city, Mary's waters break, so Ben and the girls rush to the hospital.

By leaving the house, they get exposed to the city's cameras, which means Ezequiel's tech-savvy accomplice Amaria (The Flight Attendant's Zosia Mamet) is able to quickly track them and send the villain their way.

Cassandra gets to the Parkers' house and finds they are missing. A vision shows her they are in danger, so she steals an ambulance and goes after them. By the time she gets there, Ezequiel has created a traffic disruption in the middle of the city in order to get to the teenagers, but Cassandra flies off a car park and crashes the ambulance into him.

Leaving Ben and Mary behind on their way to the hospital, Cassandra, Julia, Anya and Mattie try to escape Ezequiel, who is not deterred at all by being run off by an ambulance.

They run to an abandoned warehouse as Cassandra gets acquainted with her powers and all its possibilities. Through her clairvoyance, Cassandra creates an escape plan, distracting Ezequiel with numerous explosions while they are rescued by a helicopter.

Ezequiel is too fast and lethal, however, and quickly catches up with them.

She embraces her power, splitting into four versions of herself in order to save Julia, Anya and Mattie from their respective precarious situations while also facing Ezequiel in front of her.

"The girls were never your future. I was," she tells Ezequiel, using her knowledge of the future to place him exactly in the way of the crumbling light sign they are currently fighting on.

She defeats him, but the light sign collapses, dragging Cassandra with it into the water. As she drowns, a piece of sign hurts her eyes.

She is rescued by the girls, but not quickly enough — she is not breathing. Julia, Anya and Mattie join forces to do CPR on her, as Cassandra taught them earlier in the movie"

There's apparently Kung-fu dubbing levels of shitty ADR, too. Dakota Johnson has been publicly shitting on this to a hilarious level, apparently dialogue was dubbed over to like change the direction of the plot and other such choices.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:50 pm

>the plot of this garbage

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