DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

He's under house arrest for all intended purposes, he blows all that money on sweaty man jpegs so it's effectively void how much he gets. He has no means of actually earning money at all. He has to intensely beg all day every day and hope to dear God he can have those few whales support him.

Getting cancelled isn't a real thing if you have no career. It made it impossible to get sponsors, which is where serious money is for streamers and YT faggots.
The reputation part of it only hurts you if you care. He doesn't.

Besides that, there's no actually harmful thing he's done.
What, he's a lying asshole who said "nigger"? So is Keemstar, yet that guy is a millionaire that dunked on Fill so hard he called his "podcast" after an insult by Keem.

I don't know what you expect or how you could claim that he's got a comfortable life. He's stuck with a fat wife, a dead-end job he hates and a future that looks absolutely dreadful.
Being a fat, disagreeable fuck with a bad back, no work experience to speak of and being world famous as the guy who jerked off on stream, plus having a gambling addiction and possibly alcoholism isn't enviable to anyone that isn't a total loser.
It's like being jealous of King Cobra JFS because he doesn't have to work.

[Kama]

He's under house arrest for all intended purposes, he blows all that money on sweaty man jpegs so it's effectively void how much he gets. He has no means of actually earning money at all. He has to intensely beg all day every day and hope to dear God he can have those few whales support him.

Getting cancelled isn't a real thing if you have no career. It made it impossible to get sponsors, which is where serious money is for streamers and YT faggots.
The reputation part of it only hurts you if you care. He doesn't.

Besides that, there's no actually harmful thing he's done.
What, he's a lying asshole who said "nigger"? So is Keemstar, yet that guy is a millionaire that dunked on Fill so hard he called his "podcast" after an insult by Keem.

I don't know what you expect or how you could claim that he's got a comfortable life. He's stuck with a fat wife, a dead-end job he hates and a future that looks absolutely dreadful.
Being a fat, disagreeable fuck with a bad back, no work experience to speak of and being world famous as the guy who jerked off on stream, plus having a gambling addiction and possibly alcoholism isn't enviable to anyone that isn't a total loser.
It's like being jealous of King Cobra JFS because he doesn't have to work.

I was going to respond to this seriously but then I realized that I was putting way more effort into this than maybe I should But I still really disagree with you

[Kugelfisch]

I was going to respond to this seriously but then I realized that I was putting way more effort into this than maybe I should But I still really disagree with you

Why? I'm not saying that he's a good guy, to be clear. Far from it. He's a total piece of shit.

But what would him make quit? That fapping incident would make you or me fuck off forever. Clearly it didn't make him quit. He can't. Gotta buy those jpegs!

So what else has he done to get lost forever? Being a dick? That's not a bannable offence.
He doesn't care about reputation loss. He has none. Point is, since he doesn’t care, he's untouchable. They would have to find CP on his harddrive to make him disappear.

[rabidtictac]

He wouldn't stop begging even then. Addicts know no shame.

[Le Redditeur]

I think what would make people satisfied would be if DSP faced some direct pushback for his own arrogance and general shitness for once. For anyone not familiar with his life's DSP seems to embody the "he can't keep getting away with this!" meme. However, as you said, his sad life is his own biggest detractor. He will keep running him mouth, because talking on the internet is incredibly cheap, meanwhile he's trapped on Maison de Gout with a wife he's Doordashing into Chantal, a cat who hates him, a bunch of electronic garbage that just accumulates dust, and a bunch of appliances breaking down because he doesn't care about getting them fixed. Even his most prized possession, the Gated Wakahndo, is falling in disrepair by his own admission.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The biggest punishment for being DSP is being DSP.

[Complicity]

I think what would make people satisfied would be if DSP faced some direct pushback for his own arrogance and general shitness for once.

No matter how hard i try, i can't bring myself to hate Fill.
Like CWC, he's a true lolcow; funny, but never on purpose.
And like CWC, at least as far as i know, he keeps his trap shut about politics, while dipshits like Anthony Fagtano and Lupa never shut the fuck up about it.
At best he will put he/him in his bio, as a hilariously disingenuous attempt to gather support.

will never have normal viewers again

I'm baffled he had normal viewers at some point.
He was shit since the very beginning.
His mhost prolhifik gayming channel in Youtube history was just this retard, filming himself while playing vidya all day every day, being too stupid to figure out a turn based JRPG on his own, and blaming everyone and everything but himself for it.

[Kugelfisch]

He had the early bird advantage. It's not like most streamers are any better. For example, how did xQc become so popular? You can't even understand the retard half the time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And like CWC, at least as far as i know, he keeps his trap shut about politics, while dipshits like Anthony Fagtano and Lupa never shut the fuck up about it.

Could you imagine him trying to troon out? It would be one of the greatest moments in DSP history

[Kama]

I was going to respond to this seriously but then I realized that I was putting way more effort into this than maybe I should But I still really disagree with you

Why? I'm not saying that he's a good guy, to be clear. Far from it. He's a total piece of shit.

But what would him make quit? That fapping incident would make you or me fuck off forever. Clearly it didn't make him quit. He can't. Gotta buy those jpegs!

So what else has he done to get lost forever? Being a dick? That's not a bannable offence.
He doesn't care about reputation loss. He has none. Point is, since he doesn’t care, he's untouchable. They would have to find CP on his harddrive to make him disappear.

Okay so Phil didn’t end up with a fat dyke. If you remember Panda left because he wouldn’t marry her so he chose the fat dyke.


He is also not under house arrest, because even if he could, and wanted to leave his house, he never would because he is a sloth. He was the same in Connecticut.


And how is he not living comfortably? He can basically do anything he wants, and nothing stops him from getting people to give him enough money to keep a house in by all the sweaty man jpegs he wants. He has literally proven that he can get away with anything and never truly be chased off the Internet or loses, YouTube channel He will never be in any real danger of ever losing his house, and he will never be in any real danger of ever having to go out and get a real job.


But who cares? His health sucks. He’s an alcoholic and a gambling addict.. I’ve seen so many people with bigger audiences than him who have lost all their shit or have been chased out the Internet we’re saying or doing less than I’ve seen him do. Phil can make rape jokes or do blackface screaming nigger in a black man’s face and all that would hapoen is People would get outraged and demand action be taken but instead nothing would happen, and people like you would just say “who cares? That’s classic Phil.” And so he would just be allowed to go on like nothing happened and anytime it’s brought up he would blame the tractors for going around and making shit up again.


Let me know when he actually has to face consequences that he can’t run away from or spin to his favor. It’s like I said the bankruptcy thing was the closest he ever got to ever having to face real consequences for all of his bad decisions, and he was even able to run away from that since like you said they were too incompetent to do anything.. as for everything else you can just say that it’s just him being a dick but the fact that he is so immune that crazy left-wing Twitter can’t even stop him. The same people who seen non-offensive comments and can turn it into such an offensive comment that it destroys peoples lives… the fact that they could never destroy Phil either says something. I mean, I’ve seen them cancel Nostalgia Cunt for comparing two cartoons. Hellthe whole KickVic thing is proof that you don’t need to actually do anything wrong to have your life wrecked by those people yet that will never actually happen to Phil.