DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kama]

I’m just going to keep posting these because this is totally relevant to Phil right now.

[rabidtictac]

She's larger than any Hobbit. Narcissists sometimes do this to their partners, btw. It's in service of making sure the source of supply never escapes from their grasp. Make the partner feel ugly and like nobody will ever love them.

[Kugelfisch]

Confirming that the sneak photos taken of her and DSP are correct and she has gained 100+ lbs since the sham marriage.

I think you're being very kind to her with that estimate.
The idiom "putting lipstick on a pig" comes to mind. The slob lifestyle wasn't nice on her.

[Le Redditeur]

The Fhet Khet meme is very real.

[Kama]

She's larger than any Hobbit. Narcissists sometimes do this to their partners, btw. It's in service of making sure the source of supply never escapes from their grasp. Make the partner feel ugly and like nobody will ever love them.

Phil: That’s because she likes to rub ham on her cellulite, while drinking grog and singing merry songs at night…. Khet are you sure you aren’t a hobbit? *snort*

[Le Redditeur]

Nool nuked the DSP subforum because people are making fun of him for this troll shielding of DSP. Then he brought it back but banned most of the people who made fun of him in the first place.

That's nothing new, by the way. After the escort story was proved to be false, Josh and his tranny jannies were threatening to ban anyone making fun of his own verification of the "escort" and telling "I told you so".

[rabidtictac]

Ayyy lmao, good to see nothing on Foxdick has changed. Despite their "no touching the poop" meme rule (which is never enforced,) Nool personally tries to trollshield for damn near every major lolcow. When he isn't managing their finances, as in the case of Chris iirc.

Makes sense he would ban most of the DSP autists. Those dudes were largely only on KF for the DSP subforum, much like the fat bitches and angry gays who populate their Beauty Parlor. Nool probably got mad that the DSP subforum became so large compared to the rest of KF. It was one of the largest subforums, as I recall. And of course, longtime posters to that subforum knew all about how he was taken in by the Escort scam. He'll never live that one down. Better ban everyone!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All that's missing now is having Null revealed to be one of DSP's whales

[Kugelfisch]

What's it with him and Fill? Does he see himself in him?

[Le Redditeur]

He seem to think that Phil is some sort of dashing rogue because he defrauded the IRS (he didn't; he defrauded the bankruptcy court and still owe the tax man what he's due) and because people have been attempting to cancel Phil for a long time (they don't; Phil's trolls are mild as fuck, compared to what other lolcows have to endure, probably still reflex of "we don't want to be the next Fred Fuchs").