Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Lindsay's Liver]

In RLM's "Rise of Skywalker" review from 2019, Jay and Rich say that history will regard Disney Star Wars as an example of how to NOT handle a big franchise and Marvel will be seen as how to do it right, in terms of having a plan.

That was true for awhile. Now the MCU is a lesson in how to fuck up things with too much content.

[Kugelfisch]

Being a cynic really just means you're not an idiot.

[ebin namefag]

Being a cynic really just means you're not an idiot.

My lived example proves that isn't true.

[CuckTurdginson]

Anything to do with the Marvel Thor franchise will never get read or seen by me. I know enough about it already to find it deeply offensive on a spiritual, hereditary and cultural level.

It sickens me that Current Year still lets them get away with this cultural appropriation that blatantly misrepresents my ancestors' faith.
We wuz Kaiserz, and shit.

Unless that Secret Wars nonsense ends up being a huge hit.

I think that ship sailed when they decided to turn the Skrulls into poor refugees butthurt because a one-eyed black person from a less advanced planet didn't solve all of their problems.

I like that line in Secret Invasion that implies that the Skrulls being refugees is their own fault for warring with each other.

[Le Redditeur]

In RLM's "Rise of Skywalker" review from 2019, Jay and Rich say that history will regard Disney Star Wars as an example of how to NOT handle a big franchise and Marvel will be seen as how to do it right, in terms of having a plan.

From the same authors of "JJ Abrahams should direct Star Wars" and "Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell". Fucking idiots. The Nerd Crew was surely the spark of the mule's horseshoes against the pavement.

[CuckTurdginson]

Jar Jar Abrams should direct a noose onto his throat.

[Dehbashi]

Cut budgets - force them to make better use of the money they get - and release less movies.

They wouldn't have to cut budgets if they did actual pre-production and instead of the constant "We can fix this in post" mantra.
Or if it didn't take them until catastrophic test screenings before they notice that something might be amiss.

This is the biggest problem. They don't do actual pre-production. They fix it up afterwards. Dialogue during filming and scenes in post. It's ridiculous how bad it is with Marvel. For example, I still can't believe with She-Hulk they thought it was a good idea to show her first transformation at the end of the season until going into post when they realized maybe it should be earlier. Like how brain dead do you have to be to think that?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like people in the production are so autistic about everyone having fun that no one wants to be the bringer of bad news, so eventually people stop complaining and wait for the bomb to drop.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Loki was pretty good - but that really isn’t capeshit - it’s approaching straight up sci fi.

>modern """""sci-fi"""""
So, dogshit?

In RLM's "Rise of Skywalker" review from 2019, Jay and Rich say that history will regard Disney Star Wars as an example of how to NOT handle a big franchise

That's just rich (no pun intended) coming from the same mouth-breathing hackfrauds who championed JewJew Abrahamburger's direction considering the latter was one of the triumvirate of dipshits who crashed the nu-trilogy to begin with.
At least they were right about the Prequels, but wew lad, they missed the mark when they put their faith in the same foreskin-eater who raped the corpse of Star Trek.
>inb4 "But at the time, they thought he was the perfect choice!"
He was never perfect for anything ever aside from tricking his gullible audience with deceptively crafted trailers. He's a nepobaby who got famous from shitty TV shows & aping off of Spielberg's legacy. TRoS was so awful, it may've finally opened enough eyes of braindead normies to realize how much his shit stinks. Even Warner Bros, as hard as they've been failing, caught on to his snakeoil salesman approach to production & fired him + Bad Robot from a long term deal since his studio had been sitting on a project for years wasting the parent company's moolah.
He wasn't a good fit for Star Trek, he wasn't a good fit for Star Wars even as it crashed and burned, and he's no good to anyone or anything no matter how much RLM kissed Jeffrey Jacob Abrams' puckered anus.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's weird he has never tried an Indiana Jones ripoff, sine TRoS was full of "Find the thing that tells you where the next thing is".
Also why is there an entire wiki page dedicated to ideas of his that never went anywhere? How is that relevant for anything?