PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[RedLine]

Isn't it her brother-in-law with brain cancer? If they were pals it's nice enough that she is visiting him but considering herself a "caretaker" is Spoony-levels of embellishment.

[Kugelfisch]

"Hey boss, can't go to work the next two months because the second cousin of my gay room mate has cancer. I don'tneed to take care of him but it kinda bums me out, ya know. Not even the comedy show and cookies yesterday lightened the mood enough for a double mukbang helping of Baskin Robin."

[muszibii]

This is beyond anything I could make up as a joke.

[pibbs]

Seriously, if i didn't know any better I would think she was an Andy Kaufman genius level troll. But I know she's actually retarded.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>mfw I find out that heating food too much can cause it to get burnt

[Kugelfisch]

How would you even do that with a microwave? It's not like an oven that just runs perpetually. You have to set a timer.

[rabidtictac]

Never underestimate the stupidity of vapid whores.

[Kugelfisch]

Do you expect me to believe this particular bitch is inexperienced with microwaves? She's had more midnight microed pizzas than OnlyLoseMeLegs had shots of Jäger.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe operating these US microwaves with their two dozen buttons is getting harder with her bloating sausage fingers.

[Kugelfisch]

Likely fatfingered it and set it to grilling mode.