Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If they're that embarassed about this major feature they might as well rip off Gal*Gun and add a button to immediately switch to a less cringy game.

EDIT: Oh, and BG3 does have character customization besides dicks. There's a slider for both freckles and vitiligo!

[RAPEMAN]

I don't want to watch that video but does a game really allow you to choose your cock size or is this hyperbole?

Only 5 dicks?!

How anyone could suggest the Mongols were anything less than brutes is absurd.

Shouldn't the left celebrate them regardless? They are still the only PoCs who managed to colonize the colonizers.

Modern white Europeans are too stupid to know that they were recently occupied and war with the Turks let alone any other PoC like the Berbers or Mongols from centuries ago.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No idea about cock sizes. You just select anything between Penis A to E (whatever their actual difference is).

[Complicity]

I don't want to watch that video but does a game really allow you to choose your cock size or is this hyperbole?

5 options, even though the genitals aren't shown on the model.
The video also shows a gender slider (male, female non binary) that doesn't do anything at all because it's separated from the "body type" slider (1 and 2), less faces for men than wahmen (and not many anyway), sex scenes involving goblins licking toes and an orc buttfucking a troll (if that's what those things were).

[RAPEMAN]

New games suck. The gaming industry needs to die faster than pedowood.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

an orc buttfucking a troll (if that's what those things were).

Either way, they're obviously stand-ins for black people (along with the actual black people).

Though I have to wonder, if Larian are truly allies, why do they allow for such problematic RPG options? In this surprise lovemaking scene, the 3 Biowarian options presented to the player are:

1. "Oh, I am terribly sorry to interrupt you... Ma'ams?"
2. *akward silence*
3. "DEUS VULT! LET'S GET THIS STONEWALL INN MASSACRE STARTED!!!"

See what I mean?

[Kugelfisch]

>those faggots in the comments claiming mods will fix it
Yeah, purchase utter garbage made by people that loathe you. I'm sure modding will totally show them!
Gamers are the dumbest lot of cattle on the entire planet and deserve getting euthanized.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Death is too good for them. Let 'em reap what they sow. The schadenfreude comes from when they inevitably bitch about things getting worse - said things of which they themselves were complacent about for years instead of rejecting it en masse.

[rabidtictac]

Larian gonna Larian. Everyone in the BG classic fanbase is saying the new game is nothing like Baldur's Gay 1 and 2. It's a reskin of Divinity OS2 with DnD 5e flavor, which is a bit like adding poisonous frogs to a mud stew.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least that means you can stack pots and barrels on top of each other.