Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 05, 2023 3:40 pm

Well, it started autistic and then just got really, really autistic as Nomura kept refusing to do the fabled KH3 (knowing all too well he's too much of a hack to properly finish this glorified fanfic of his).
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Jul 05, 2023 4:04 pm

Not defending the faggot, but Nomura was always the symptom of Square's accumulating complacency over the last 20+ years of going full-on shounenshit & exploiting their preferred gullible cucks audience, just like Motomu Toriyama, Kitase (he's overrated), and the hack-in-chief Kazushige Nojima. He believes the smell of his own farts equate to """true art,""" no different from his idol Kojima to some regard since the two are close acquaintances IRL.
Should've stuck to being an illustrator + battle scenario coder, but was given too much freedom. Many such cases, really.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:19 pm

At least Kojima could be tard wrangled and make a good game, given a good team.
What was she last genuinely good Square game?
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Post by Complicity » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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What was she last genuinely good Square game?
Square's Tom Sawyer:

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Post by mad bum » Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:46 am

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Yoshi P continues to remind the world how much of a fucking hack he is.
He actually is, but at the same time is a genius because he caters to the normies so well that 14 is one of their biggest games.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:30 am

And they just had to rebuild the game from scratch.
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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:35 am

Designing games for baka gaijin is worse than designing games for autistic Japanese and weebs.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:36 pm

Even worse is designing it for Koreans or the Chinks. Diablo Immortal being a good example of that.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:13 pm

At least the Chink version has less black people in it.
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Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:34 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:19 pm
At least Kojima could be tard wrangled and make a good game, given a good team.
What was the last genuinely good Square game?
Depends if you count the Saga series as Square games or as their own thing. Saga as a series only still exists because Kawazu is a bigwig at Square now and can force the company to release more. :lol:

The last Saga game was released in 2016: Scarlet Grace Ambitions. It is actually a good game. It's also a game you have to learn how to play, because nothing carries over from other jrpgs. Its systems are unique.

But again, that depends on if we count Saga as "Square" or entirely its own beast, which happens to be under Square's ownership. Because Saga is completely different from the kinds of jrpgs Square usually puts out.

If you mean the last good final fantasy game, probably FF9. FF12 is alright but even the international version is too flawed for me to call it "good." FFTA is fun but the laws are retarded and the gba was full of slowdown. Some people say Dungeon Encounters is fun but I haven't played it. Diofeld Chronicle seems bad but again, didn't play.
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