Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[rabidtictac]

The giant summon battles are QTE cutscenes. The hp bars may as well not exist.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Very early 2000s.
Also potentially early 2010s but I doubt it's as awesome as this:

[Kugelfisch]

MGR gets a pass because its awesome and a meme goldmine.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

More like a proper Kingdom Hearts game.

Yes, but your companions in KH could still get KO'd & you needed to heal/revive them. In FF16, """party""" members are literally immortal; meat shields, essentially, and you never need to micromanage them since their AI takes care of everything. CBU3 & Yoshi P are hacks, as always.

[Complicity]

Very early 2000s.
Also potentially early 2010s but I doubt it's as awesome as this:

[Kugelfisch]

Thank you. Very ♂manly♂!

[CuckTurdginson]

Tetsuya Nomura. Not even once.

[rabidtictac]

Reminder there is no good Tetsuya Nomura-directed game. Any game people think is good would be better without Nomura.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsuya_Nomura

Once he starts showing up on the "director" credits, then you see the real garbage jump off the page at you. The decline in square's quality over time is synonymous with him increasingly credited as director or creative director.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just look what he did to Findom Cucks if you have any doubt.

[Kugelfisch]

Was there much to ruin, though?