Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

JFC

Finally, that Aloy cunt's got some tranny competition!

[CuckTurdginson]

I think I played the third game a long long time ago - I had fun - but it’s a broken piece of shit.

[Singh'sSpot]

I don't get what the problem is here.

That's how English folks look in real life, like Film Bald.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nah, the teeth still look a bit too good.

[Old Black Man]

JFC

Finally, that Aloy cunt's got some tranny competition!

Fuse Aloy and buff bitch from the last of trans, throw in some anglo genes, and jackpot, protagonist.

[rabidtictac]

New FF game is looking very:



It's like a shittier knockoff Gay of Thrones mixed with some light nu-DMC hack and slashing.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Yoshi P continues to remind the world how much of a fucking hack he is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd rather have it ripping off DMC than doing the usual real-time combat JRPG cancer.

EDIT: Ah, there's the secret:

Outside the Kingdom Hearts team, Square Enix had little experience designing action combat. Yoshida sought out Ryota Suzuki, a Capcom veteran who had worked on the Devil May Cry series, as battle designer.

Also this:

The battle system was designed around the idea of turning the ability system of Final Fantasy V into a real-time combat system.

Leave my precious FFV out of this, you swine!

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

There's also a cutscene involving gay kissing.



Good to know Square's ethics department is accelerating the downfall of this wretched company. Whenever I think of Bahamut, he'll always be a faggy dragon from now on.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And yet Lightning never kissed Vanille. Sad.