Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Kugelfisch]

Linky went all the fucking way with Liz. He's been fantasizing about sucking dicks and trannies for years before that. How small were the chances for him, who doesn't leave the house, to actually meet an actual tranny that was interested in him? It was the grand lottery win for him. He could suck dick without offending Jesus because it's totally a woman he's sucking off.

[Kama]

I don't think the great black whale he married is a tranny though, and I doubt Linky is fine having to suck on a plastic dildo. So I wonder if he's gonna cheat on that tub of lard.

[rabidtictac]

His current whale is a sweet disguise. She was a fangirl creepily into him in the first place. So Linkara can marry her and then go out and suck all the dicks in town and claim to be 100% straight.

Real talk though he's probably bisexual with a heavy emphasis on cock worship. He'd be in that "mostly gay but incidentally hetero" spectrum.

[Shitposting Cockslut]

But are traps really gay?

[rabidtictac]

Liz wasn't a trap. And it's still gay if you dream about worshiping their cock and sucking them off. Which Linkara does.

Buttsex with a trap also gay btw.

[Kama]

His current whale is a sweet disguise. She was a fangirl creepily into him in the first place. So Linkara can marry her and then go out and suck all the dicks in town and claim to be 100% straight.

Real talk though he's probably bisexual with a heavy emphasis on cock worship. He'd be in that "mostly gay but incidentally hetero" spectrum.

eh maybe? I mean the guy looks so homo that I can't even imagine that he'd fuck a girl at all. I bet he hasn't even fucked his current catch

[mad bum]

The artist was maybe a tiny bit fibbing on their weight.

http://new2.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ah+local ... 142604.jpg

[drisko]

I recently rewatched Poonoo's Lightbringer review and that, along with this comment, made me realise something. Think about how open about being a nasty cockslut he was when he knew his parents would never see those comments. And now how much denial he is about the whole thing where they could see it. This is Linkara's "Good little christian boy" act. This autistic whining about comic books, is him trying to keep his parents happy.

How fucked in the head must those two be if this is what Lewis thinks he needs to be to win their approval?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The artist was maybe a tiny bit fibbing on their weight.

Don't forget the skin color. It's not white-washing if you do it to yourself!

[Poonoo]

I can't believe he is still in denial about this shit. Fuck off with all that "I am opinionated and would be totally open to being Bisexual if I was" bullshit, it's all out in the fucking open and he admitted to being a nasty cockslut. He is only trying to hide it because of his parents, I was not surprised when all that shit came out since I knew he was a little weird when I read his comics and I pointed that out in my reviews. That whole "it's not weird if I find this fanart of my character hot. Cartoon characters are just as real as you or I" spiel is the same logic weebs use to marry their pillow.