The Other people on Channel Awesome

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How many versions of Ninja Turtles are there now? Like 19?

Oh, so this whole drama with Black April was about yet another reboot? Fuck, I thought this was about the last reboot.
The one that also had a Black April. With a magic baseball bat.
And a Casey Jones who was a fugly dyke.
And it was called Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because it's not like that title is annoyingly long. Or that I can't think of anything good that has ever started with "Rise of [thing]" (though that might just be my Rise of the Robots PTSD).
I wonder why this one got cancelled after just 2 seasons...

So this new thing is Mutant Mayhem? I see they're trying to go back to the version people actually care about by not giving every turtle a vastly different body type. Them mostly looking themselves is the only correct way to do the turtles, as it makes them more Sentai.
But they still couldn't resist giving Donatello comically huge nerdlinger glasses. 'Cause he's the smart one, ya know?

[Kugelfisch]

Don't just flippantly claim Rise of the Robots PTSD! I was 8 tears old when the Amiga version made me question my sanity. In nu-terms one would say rhat it gaslighted and lampshaded me for making me believe that I was no good at fightan gaems and that it was my fault when the gaem was just some kosuge abomination.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Street Sharks chads can't stop winning

Also,

This has to be satire.

[Osterzone]

>no one will deliver the fuel
that's because butane's a bastard gas

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Do they live out of town? For someone that frequently complains about not getting enough exercise, why couldn't she take the opportunity for a 10 minutes walk to the nearest 7/11 to buy her lighter like a regular human being? That's a massive waste of money and resources that she's even considering wasting everyone's time returning a lighter you can get at any dollar store.

I knew I recognized that behavior when I first noticed it with the small bag of cat's food. When I was married I noticed this as well. They order a bunch of random junk online they could just as easily go buy at the store, then she would complain something was wrong with it (99% of the time doesn't fit right or some other bullshit excuse) and send it back. I think it's an OCD thing or women just like to complain and waste peoples time.

For such a self confessed socialist and environmentalist, why does she feel the need to be so entitled? For a fucking lighter someone had to process the order, package it, drive to the post office to ship it, a courier had to deliver it etc lots of driving around and now she's debating repeating the process over again just to send it back. It's pathetic. Abuse of the system and no respect for the manpower or guzzoline of the wagie who has to deal with this shit. No wonder they go postal.

Just take the L Dena. You fat lazy (and cheap!) cunt.

If she's making that big a fuss over a fucking torch lighter Lee needs to pay her more attention rather than simping for ArtsyVC! uwu

[Ghost Dog]

Suede is making the old Pokemon Journey episodes available on his Patreon. He's just begging for Shopro to come after him again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Didn't he make a huge song and dance about a hypothetical Pokemon Journey repository which he will totally have nothing to do with *nudge nudge*? And which he will share with his audience to make sure that they know where not to go *nudge nudge*?

[ebin namefag]

When I finish reporting niggers to the IRS I'm reporting Swade to ShoPro.

[Kugelfisch]

>no one will deliver the fuel
that's because butane's a bastard gas

That's right, Bobby!

You can also get it at any shop ever. Calling it fuel, while not strictly wrong, sounds super autistic.

[Liar Revealed]

So she smokes and she's still fat?