Don't listen to them. It isn't like something more interesting is going on around here.
April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Wasn't this place founded on commenting on internet nobodies?
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
And if you didn't like a thread, you didn't have to go to that thread? What was I thinking, right?
I don't. SomeSickFuck was always triggered by rApril, the other two are just dog-piling morons.
When I saw three separate threads were discussing LEE of all things, decided to check on a few people we haven't heard from in some time.. Thought a few of us might be interested.

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
I was kinda happy to hear news about April. I'm really curious about why she blocked Spoony. Was she making a clean break like a boss bitch or did Spoony harass her until she did?
Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
You shouldn't have had to ask.BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:25 amWas she making a clean break like a boss bitch or did Spoony harass her until she did?
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
C'mon. You know he was harassing her.
Hell, he was shitting on her with his public Twitter during the breakup.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
A while back I heard that women usually ride out a committed relationship that goes bad for a while, and when they finally do leave, they come across as blase whereas the man is totally devastated. The idea is that she was unhappy and planning to leave for months or even years, so at that point she truly doesn't give a shit.
April also struck me as something of a hobosexual even if she was a decent partner to Spoony, so I wonder if she was only sticking with him until the foreclosure was official and then dipped without giving him the opportunity to bug her at all.
April also struck me as something of a hobosexual even if she was a decent partner to Spoony, so I wonder if she was only sticking with him until the foreclosure was official and then dipped without giving him the opportunity to bug her at all.
Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
She was probably just living with him until he lost all his assets. You also described why I don't trust women.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:25 amI was kinda happy to hear news about April. I'm really curious about why she blocked Spoony. Was she making a clean break like a boss bitch or did Spoony harass her until she did?
>boss bitch
>clean break
Look into my eyes and listen woman. You are the N word of the world. All women that exist, no matter birth or social standing, are beings born with the sole purpose to pleasure men's dicks. There can be no victory for your kind, self-deluded feminist. Even in this momentary triumph the spoonyone has the last laugh. Her name is forever tainted, all he needs to get laid again is money.
The truth of the matter is as a lifeform you exist to get fucked! Don't ever let me catch you acting smug again.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
You're just mad you have to pay for your own SA accounts. How's that patriarchy working out?BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 2:34 am>boss bitch
>clean break[/green]
Look into my eyes and listen woman. You are the N word of the world. All women that exist, no matter birth or social standing, are beings born with the sole purpose to pleasure men's dicks. There can be no victory for your kind, self-deluded feminist. Even in this momentary triumph the spoonyone has the last laugh. Her name is forever tainted, all he needs to get laid again is money.
The truth of the matter is as a lifeform you exist to get fucked! Don't ever let me catch you acting smug again.
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