Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[ebin namefag]

I'm optimistic.

This is the stupidest post you've ever made.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I’d wager good money Avatar does kind of suck

The first one already sucked, and it's not like many sequels are better than the original.

Considering that Cameron recently said that masculinity is a toxin that must be expelled from his system, it's going to be the same shit but more woke and preachy.

And yet his Na'vi still celebrate the heteronormative, nuclear family.
Why don't male Na'vi fart out children after getting pegged by (one of) their wife's tentacle dicks?

[McGinnis]

I'm optimistic.

This is the stupidest post you've ever made.

Steep competition

[Uguuboi]

I deliberately hate everything so I'm never disappointed when it's merely bad. I look forward to Blue Pocahontas II: Toxic Male Boogaloo.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

I thought it was Dances with Smurfs II: The Quickening?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Last Catblender 2: The Legend of Colonel Miles.

[Kugelfisch]

I thought it was Dances with Smurfs II: The Quickening?

It was so bland, it could be anything.
Avatar 2 should just be orbital bombardments of the furry planet.
No surrender, no bargaining!
There is no shelter from the steel rain!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Suffer not the furry to live.

[pibbs]

I realize for whom I'm speaking of here, but I cannot believe how brain-dead, fucktardy Doge's analysis of "Velma" is. He actually says he believes the writers are actually good, but they just missed the mark here.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Too soft.