The Other people on Channel Awesome

[McGinnis]

There's a good chance he's on SSI.
Go ahead, tell me you wouldn't take one look at Spazzy McBulletbrain and reach for the "certified retard" stamp.

I'd take that stamp and stamp it multiple times across his face

[Singh'sSpot]

There was a tweet that suggested he moved in with his sister in Virginia. I didn't bother posting it, because I didn't fucking care to.

I see, it's too painful too live in the same state where his wife passed away, the wife that he was so devoted to and not on his channel.

[pibbs]

I just figured it out. The constant forced fanboy feminism, his wife being a miserable cunt, his fear of anything masculine, the small stature, the muppet voice... this bitch has a vagina. He's a F to M transgender. It all makes sense.

[McGinnis]

I would have said that he's extremely low-T but whichever works

[Kugelfisch]

He's just a mental child. The bullet certainly didn't help.
Or that's just a story his parents tell to explain for that incredibly stupid child of theirs.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a F to M transgender. It all makes sense.

If he was he'd never shut the fuck up about it.
He's just a male Rachel: "Blessed" with very unfortunate genes.

[pibbs]

Damn. You're right. That's all those people talk about.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

I just figured it out. The constant forced fanboy feminism, his wife being a miserable cunt, his fear of anything masculine, the small stature, the muppet voice... this bitch has a vagina. He's a F to M transgender. It all makes sense.

It's been discussed before, but he likely has a micropenis & his attempt at using big boy words are his way of overcompensating. His high-pitched, shrill rat vocalizations are kind of a dead giveaway. If he were any more low-T, his testes would've retracted and become true ovaries by now.

[wulfenlord]

This night on Tard Watch:

Asexual consoomer bitch slobbering the nigger cock that rapes her own fandom
Look what they've done with Kirsten Dunst's pedobait character:

SpoilerShow

At least 2 hamgalaxies who will not be reproducing anymore just got married

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What a humble brag.

I think I must've forgotten they were making a reboot of this. Kinda obvious that this would've happened, though. That vampire loli was way too ginger to be appropriate for Current Year audiences.