April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Or maybe Spoony's "Do nothing but still get money" act has infected her to the point where she won't even shit out her crappy "products." Though if she is preparing to leave Noah, good on her.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Yeah, that certainly sounds like she's packing up and shipping out. Brad from MKE, you there brah?veris leta facies wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:13 amApril von Polsk has been absent from twatter for three weeks now. She used to post her Skyrim crap there almost daily. It's also been three weeks since she posted this:
She's finally abandoning the ship? It's about fucking time.Hey all! The shop is currently on hiatus while I work on getting things sorted and getting my creative groove back. All current orders will be fulfilled; I'll be back soon, hopefully with lots of awesome new
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It coincides with Noah's recent descent to even deeper levels of dourness, too.
Is Spoony dead yet?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It was inevitable. Being around Spoony would make anyone want to give a blowjob to a shotgun.
Even though she's a lazy, autistic twat, she deserves better than Spoony. I mean, only a little better, but still, better.
Even though she's a lazy, autistic twat, she deserves better than Spoony. I mean, only a little better, but still, better.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Someone posted that she has another Twitter and Facebook account. Anyone know what it is?
I'm too lazy to search the threads. Besides I don't know if it was in this one or another one.
I'm too lazy to search the threads. Besides I don't know if it was in this one or another one.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Her real name seems to to be April Lonski. I'm not getting any hits on Twitter or Facebook with that name, though.
We'll find out soon enough anyways. Spoony can't keep silent about it forever.
We'll find out soon enough anyways. Spoony can't keep silent about it forever.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
No, I'd imagine she'd post under her elf's name or something.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Maybe she finally went completely, thinking she is her Elf character and staying glued to Skyrim. She might have become female Spoony
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Whenever the cops have to bust open the door to Antwiler Manor so the repo men can take over, they're bound to find one hell of a bizarre scene. Kinda like Spoony's old SWAT playthrough where they busted some cultist weirdoes, except more disturbing.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Will they burn it down too?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:07 pmWhenever the cops have to bust open the door to Antwiler Manor so the repo men can take over, they're bound to find one hell of a bizarre scene. Kinda like Spoony's old SWAT playthrough where they busted some cultist weirdoes, except more disturbing.
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