Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

I know we said for years that this tard needs wrangling, but man, she can't go grocery shopping without getting tunnel-vision when she encounters junk food.

Jesus fucking christ. It takes more effort and more money to buy the snacks than to buy real food! The real food comes in massive bags and boxes. Big-ass box of dry noodles. Huge sack of rice. Bulk beans. Bags of fresh bread. Entire fucking produce section in the store. Multiple areas of the store which sell meat and fish (dried, canned and fresh.)

What the hell kind of delusional reasoning is this? She "has" to eat snacks to survive? The lack of a shopping list causes her to buy nothing but snacks? And apparently snacks that are bad for her diabetes, which she shouldn't be buying at all!

I said before that she needs to move back in with her mom.

[McGinnis]

What she needs is a fucking bat to the head

[RedLine]

Going to buy some groceries, guys.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Shortbread is bread, right?

[RedLine]

Most pie has fruit in it!

[Kugelfisch]

Ketchup is basically vegetables.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And Mountain Dew is juice.

[Kugelfisch]

Or a marinade, if you're Film Robert.

[RedLine]

Filmblob and Rachel should get together.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

Rachel would never cheat on @TheSpoonyOne's twitter feed. Movie Blob is still holding out hope that Hotdog Girl might one day speak to him again and provide fuel for his nightly sessions under the stairs, jerking his tiny pee-pee and crying softly into the void.