DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kama]

Kirby is dark souls

[rabidtictac]

Always nice to see the pigroach going viral over his extreme lack of skills. He had no reason to ragequit that btw. His weapon was overpowered and he would have beaten it if he kept trying.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>losing at a Kirby game
>losing at a Kirby game to the point of rage-quitting

[Newhalf]

Meanwhile he tries like 2 hours on an elder ring boss until the stars finally align and his jump attack spam somehow works out.
But of course he stalls the hell out of that game because he has dedicated paypigus that show up only for ER.

[rabidtictac]

Elden Ring is just a huge sock account shitshow. He plays the game as slow as possible to bait out more tips from the same 2-3 whales. Sometimes they'll create a new sock account that never posts in chat and they'll donate $100 every stream with it for a while before they get bored and switch to a different sock. The accounts never speak and they have names that look like a computer algorithm produced them. Random combinations of words mixed with names taken from pop culture. The "gameplay..." well, there is none. DSP either circle-strafes every enemy on the horse or he jump attack spams/special attack spams the boss. Sometimes he just straight up walks to glitch/exploit zones where he can snipe bosses but they can't hit him back. He's admitted to watching multiple guides. His current build is stolen from a broken build some other streamer made. I think it was that AssMongoloid guy.

If you want to watch a tihydp of elden ring, just load up that boring as fuck "Dark Souls: The Magic Run" TIHYDP and there you go. It's the same shit. Broken build plus being handheld by chat and guides the entire way while brainlets throw cash at him because HUR HUR IT'S DORK SOULS.

I swear, I'm getting really sick of how From keeps milking this souls shit. I was bored of souls by Dork Souls 3. I still think DS3 is kinda shit. I'm also annoyed with how From are now using the souls combat "wrapper" to drive gameplay even in non-souls titles. Like, Sekiro could have easily been a Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven stealth game. But it wasn't. Because fucking souls. I half expect them to make the next armored core game to play exactly like Bloodborne.

[Newhalf]

I'd agree because I absolutely didn't like DS3 either. It felt like it did not do anything really new (but maybe that's just me). I had zero interest in elden rung because it looks like the same shit all over again, except now, you got a hoorse! ... sometimes.
Sekiro I haven't played but supposedly it was better than DS3 and ER. I was more into Nioh (I know, not a FromSoft title) since that felt easier.
Anyway tho, the way how retardo Phil now plays games there can never be a good TIHYDP again, and especially not one that's Dark Soles related. I'm sure that's exactly what he wanted even though ironically the TIHYDP edits may be the only reason he has at least a tiny bit of relevance or at least exposure left so that new people will look him up. It's the only gimmick he has that all the million other unfunny retarded lazy entitled streamers out there do not. And he doesn't even need to put any effort into that, just lose, fail and rage like he used to.

[Complicity]

I swear, I'm getting really sick of how From keeps milking this souls shit. I was bored of souls by Dork Souls 3. I still think DS3 is kinda shit.

I was already bored of the Souls' formula after Demon's Souls, and i skipped DS 1, 2 3 and Sekiro because of it (but not Bloodborne because of the setting).
That said, Elden Rang is the first From Soft game that i really like, because they removed the "did you like this level? Go through it 50 times again in order to lvl up" and replaced it with a huge world with a lot of variety in it.
The game is much easier even if you don't play a wizard build because of the special skills you can attach to the weapons, the jump attacks, the visceral attacks that only require blocking (not parrying) in order to be used, the crafting and the flasks replenishing themselves every time you kill a small pack of enemies or a single strong one.
EDIT: I forgot about the collectible summons that fight for you and aggro the monsters; they can't be used everywhere on the maps, but they can always be used against bosses.
Anyway, all you need to know about it is here:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Quick question: Does Elden Ring have like actual cities? Or is ist just another Soulslike title where the entire setting is FUBAR and the only people you can talk/trade with are weird undead blokes who are probably insane? And you can tell them apart from the weird undead blokes that will attack you on sight by never moving from their spot?

Meanwhile he tries like 2 hours on an elder ring boss until the stars finally align and his jump attack spam somehow works out.

I think he can justify his suckage to himself there because it's an actual Souls game, and you're "supposed" to suck at those.

... the flasks replenishing themselves every time you kill a small pack of enemies or a single strong one.

I was wondering how they would implement their trademark replenishing health items in an open world game.
Lame.

I half expect them to make the next armored core game to play exactly like Bloodborne.

Don't forget to replenish your nano pods at the teleport beacon before fighting The Armored Core Of The First Production Run.

[Complicity]

Quick question: Does Elden Ring have like actual cities? Or is ist just another Soulslike title where the entire setting is FUBAR and the only people you can talk/trade with are weird undead blokes who are probably insane? And you can tell them apart from the weird undead blokes that will attack you on sight by never moving from their spot?

There are cities and castles.
And they are all fubar and occupied by different factions of monsters fighting each other.
There is also an entire subterranean world below the one on the surface, with a perennial night sky which i assume is the product of magic.
It's easier to tell the npcs apart from the monsters this time around because they are alive fantasy people similar to your character and usually they talk to you first.
Some of them change location and/or role with the progression of the questlines they give you, and there are many more of them than in the previous games.

[Moe Bitches]

This nigga is trolling. There is no way in hell you could be this bad at a Kirby game, even if you're a newbie.