Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Spoony will live forever exactly because he's one of those people who doesn't want, need, or deserve to live to a ripe old age. The worst among us seem to evade death purely out of spite.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

I doubt that. She's falling so much just by moving about a bit in her piss cave, every staircase is a roll of the dice.
She also achieved Beetus Type 2. Not all of those parasites last forever. Just the really miserable ones like Spoony.

I want to believe.

[AirWard]

I'm kind of jealous of Spoony at this point. He can just sit around and jack off all day while his brother pays for everything. He's kinda living the life.

[pibbs]

Yeah, but I wouldn't trade for it.

[AdorableOtter]

TheHipocondricOne will outlive so many Cucksons/Hogs or even us, dude isn't even obese and living a pretty much stress-free life. People tend to underestimate how healthy he is, especially since he moved.

1) He's not healthy
2) Believe it or not, people do die of things other than obesity

1) You're just speculating.
2) Obesity is highly correlated to high blood glucose/insulin, hence also correlated with all sorts of diseases, especially the heart disease which is the No.1 cause of death in 'murica. People don't die from obesity, people die from the same cause/effect of obesity. He at least doesn't have the major root cause of death.

[McGinnis]

1) You're just speculating.

2) >all that shit

What does this have to do with the fact that there are other ways of being unhealthy?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

2) Obesity is highly correlated to high blood glucose/insulin, hence also correlated with all sorts of diseases, especially the heart disease which is the No.1 cause of death in 'murica. People don't die from obesity, people die from the same cause/effect of obesity. He at least doesn't have the major root cause of death.

Unhealthy at every size.

[wulfenlord]

B-but the last video was 18 months ago. You can't prove that he didn't immediately start to work out afterwards. Checkmate h8turrr :3

[Ghost of Norm McD]

A lifetime of junk food and sugary drinks probably means his organs were being smothered with visceral fat long before he started showing outward signs of being overweight. Dude is fucked.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

B-but the last video was 18 months ago. You can't prove that he didn't immediately start to work out afterwards. Checkmate h8turrr :3

Dude is probably more ripped now than John Cena.