Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nobody will mourn him except oldfag mega-autists who went through MUH DARK TIMES during that very specific window when he was making videos.

I hope Rachel won't outlive him. It'd break my heart to see her lose her hero

[Newhalf]

As bad as Spoony's health may be, it's still likely he may outlive his remaining fans. The majority of them is liable to "pass away" like a certain fellow called Jewario when le dark tymes return with a vengeance, and then there's Rachel who is eating herself to death as best she can.

[McGinnis]

I hope Rachel won't outlive him. It'd break my heart to see her lose her hero

Warthog outliving anyone is about as likely as Spoony himself becoming a productive member of society

[Ghost of Norm McD]

Come on, we all know that as long as the supply of neetbux holds out the fat slag will live forever. Like Boogie1488.

[Kugelfisch]

I doubt that. She's falling so much just by moving about a bit in her piss cave, every staircase is a roll of the dice.
She also achieved Beetus Type 2. Not all of those parasites last forever. Just the really miserable ones like Spoony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's one bad fall away from a wheelchair.
Plus she's a bit too dense to be careful. Didn't she have a very short period were she ditched the crutches because she felt especially motivated and inspired?

[AdorableOtter]

TheHipocondricOne will outlive so many Cucksons/Hogs or even us, dude isn't even obese and living a pretty much stress-free life. People tend to underestimate how healthy he is, especially since he moved.

[Kugelfisch]

I wouldnt go as far as to say that he's healthy. But his nutritional deficits are far from lethal. Especially since he pretty much just vegetates.

Give him two more years and his inaction will have reached a point where Miles has to rotate him to prevent bed sores.

[McGinnis]

TheHipocondricOne will outlive so many Cucksons/Hogs or even us, dude isn't even obese and living a pretty much stress-free life. People tend to underestimate how healthy he is, especially since he moved.

1) He's not healthy
2) Believe it or not, people do die of things other than obesity

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Give him two more years and his inaction will have reached a point where Miles has to rotate him to prevent bed sores.

"Don't. Tell me. How to rotate."