Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[McGinnis]

1) He's never been a 'goes outside' kind of guy
and
2)He's a serial whiner. He's not 'happy' unless he's miserable. We've said numerous times that all he had to do to make money and eliminate the source of his troubles was to turn on a camera. The quality was a non-factor, his show's been shit for years. But just turn on a camera and people will watch it. He couldn't even be bothered to do that

[Kugelfisch]

Why would he walk the dog when Miles will? Being a perpetual sadbrain, in his mind, got him out of having to do everything. Why would he stop?
He's not happy either. He knows he is a loser and hates it. He just isn't willing to change anything about it.

[ebin namefag]

Aside from when he sees an ad for the Jimmy Kimmel show, I think his "depression" is largely gone.

I would be depressed if I had to look at Jimmy Kimmel.

Men

*yawn*

[Singh'sSpot]

I wonder if this fucker has any funds for retirement? Ah who am I kidding? Of course not, is this gonna be it? Not doing anything for the rest of his life?

Couldn't even maintain some precents on YouTube, maybe if people begged hard enough for him to live stream again, I actually would like to see what he looks like, probably bloated more, more pale, unkempt hair and hygiene.

[McGinnis]

I wonder if this fucker has any funds for retirement?

Retirement from what?
He's going to live off his little brother's welfare until they bag him and tag him

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder if this fucker has any funds for retirement?

When has he ever cared about the future?

[mad bum]

He has no money, he is on internet welfare and probably has enough to get food for himself. He had a house he couldn't afford because someone gave him a loan based on being an internet nobody. Shit like that is why we had a housing crash in the 90s.

[Le Redditeur]

Spoony is living the life, getting fat and drunk on Arizona taxpayers' money. The next decades will be #DecadesOfSpoony indeed, unless his ace fag brother grows a pair and gives him an ultimatum to work or GTFO, which will never happen.

[McGinnis]

There is an alternative. We could hope that the next illegal to pull a gun on Miles the Ace doesn't miss, or get ventilated before he can pull the trigger

[rabidtictac]

... Is this gonna be it? Not doing anything for the rest of his life?

Yep. That's exactly what it will be. He will be doing what he's doing now until he dies. Nobody will mourn him except oldfag mega-autists who went through MUH DARK TIMES during that very specific window when he was making videos.

He does not want to go back into content creation.
He does not want to work.
He does not want to go anywhere, meet anyone or do anything.

Even cleaning a branch out of his yard was too much for him. He wants to cocoon himself in a nest of booze, video games and tv shows and never come out.