Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>implying he would take the dog out for a walk
>implying he would get anywhere near to a large dog on the loose

I wish this motherfucker could type normally when relating dog stories.

But that doesn't make it quirky.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

In other news, Noah's mutt contributes more to society than Noah does. That is, if this isn't another fabrication. In that regard (that is, completely made up), I like to think of the Taco-saga as Counter Monkey 2.0 :3

Someone put a bullet in this fucking faggot.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm not one for assault but I'd punch this git for that retarded baby talk.

[McGinnis]

I wouldn't. He might recover from a punch

[Kugelfisch]

There's a better chance I'd knock his head clean off for how fragile he is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'd certainly be scarred for life, since he clearly wasn't beaten enough as a kid.

[AirWard]

I dunno, I find it kinda sexy, kinda alpha, ya know? He's in touch with his feminine side and I like that in a man.

[ebin namefag]

I'm not one for assault

Why?

[Kugelfisch]

I'm not one for assault

Why?

It's a crime and crime is for niggers.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

I dunno, I find it kinda sexy, kinda alpha, ya know? He's in touch with his feminine side and I like that in a man.

Femininity means gibbering like a retard? That explains so much.