Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

If I was a therapist and had a patient who talked about suicide constantly and I'd been seeing them for 14 YEARS I would consider myself a failure.

Why? The whole point is to keep them coming back. That's why their is no actual cures.

[RedLine]

You just tell these headcases that they have never done anything wrong ever, prescribe a couple pills, and collect your next boat payment from the insurance company.

[mad bum]

Being a counselor/mental health sounds like the cushiest job, you just say what any other person would say but they believe you because you got a piece of paper that says so.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

There's no amount of money you could pay me to put up with histrionics like Anjuli and Rachel. I imagine it's kind of like having their tweets read aloud to you, for an hour straight, and you're not allowed to laugh. I kind of understand now why old-timey doctors would just write women a prescription for a good dicking and call it a day.

[ebin namefag]

There's no amount of money you could pay me to put up with histrionics like Anjuli and Rachel.

And yet you paid ten American dollars to use a forum.

[Newhalf]

Hog's diabetic "emergency" is probably when she gets hungry and convinces herself her blood sugar is TOO LOW. Which would be all the time of course.
Eating fixes low sugar so there you go.

I wonder if there'd be some money in a deepfake Spoony that does reviews like he used to because let's face it that shit is incredibly easy to write, and just steal gameplay footage like he did.
That's about the only semi realistic hope left for more Spoony kahntent.

[McGinnis]

If I was a therapist and had a patient who talked about suicide constantly and I'd been seeing them for 14 YEARS I would consider myself a failure.

Funny, if I were someone who paid ten American dollars to use a forum, I too would consider myself a failure

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Plus ten American dollars extra for the archive access.

[Complicity]

If I was a therapist and had a patient who talked about suicide constantly and I'd been seeing them for 14 YEARS I would consider myself a failure.

Funny, if I were someone who paid ten American dollars to use a forum, I too would consider myself a failure

Jokes aside, therapists like PushingLardosis' consider themselves successful if they manage to take money from a womanchild for 14 years just by saying "fuck Trump" and "you are perfect the way you are, celebrate your victories".
Maybe that's the reason why women like Sarah Wilson, Jamie Marchi or that fat cunt who works for Doge are constantly miserable, and repeating how "badass" and talented they are.
That's the advice they get from their therapist.
And when they find one who says "you have to change by working hard", they call them monsters who don't understand them and leave, in search of someone who is either a glorified con artist or a miserable cat lady like them. Or both.

[McGinnis]

Maybe that's the reason why women like Sarah Wilson, Jamie Marchi or that fat cunt who works for Doge are constantly miserable, and repeating how "badass" and talented they are.

Not to mention certain DHI members who pay 10 American dollars to use a forum

Jokes aside, therapists like PushingLardosis' consider themselves successful if they manage to take money from a womanchild for 14 years just by saying "fuck Trump" and "you are perfect the way you are, celebrate your victories".

You've basically managed to say what reddit bum said except longer and slightly more grammatically correct

Medical industry loves repeat customers. Goonberry Slutmuffin, being the broken down whore with daddy issues that she is, should understand this more than anyone