Movie Thread

[Guest]

Is Fearless Jet Li's best movie?

[Liar Revealed]

Is Fearless Jet Li's best movie?

It's probably the first two Once Upon a Time in China movies.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Watching the latest episodes of Joe Bobs The Last Drive In. The rest of the people that do his show suck dick. The only time he's good is when he's by himself or talking with someon who was involved with film he's showing. Darcy is the classic example of what Opie and Anthony refer to as the hole.

[Guest]

Darcy's not bad as long as they don't let her talk for long periods. I wonder what she looked like before all the cheap plastic surgery though.

I also learned from The Last Drive In that Jeffrey Combs is Appalachian stock. He's one of the few actors I've seen who comes across as less of a pedophile than the characters he portrays. I wonder if one or both are part of the reason he's been stuck in the B ghetto most of his career.

[Guest]

Not a bad ghetto to be in, all things considered. If he were a bigger star he probably wouldn't have played one of my favourite characters

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah, it is Jeffrey Combs Appreciation Month already.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So apparently the Harry Potter prequel saga that no one was asking for is getting a third entry, this time with Mads Mikkelsen as Grindelwald.
You think they would just give up, considering Rowling is evil now and they have to find a new actor for their main villain every movie.

[Le Redditeur]

Rowling will definitely get cancelled now that she had a public spat on Twitter with Vaush of all people and retweeted someone exposing him as an "age-of-consent-critic" individual.

[McGinnis]

You think they would just give up

I wouldn't. Harry Potter is a massive cashcow and all those people who say they wouldn't watch it because JK Rowling is an evil transphobe would still watch it anyway

Rowling will definitely get cancelled now that she had a public spat on Twitter with Vaush of all people and retweeted someone exposing him as an "age-of-consent-critic" individual.

Unlike most people that get cancelled, JK Rowling has enough money not to care

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And if she wanted she could always rehabilitate herself with a Netflix reboot that finally gives us the Hermione of Color we were always meant to get.

(Also the Weasleys will be black because fuck gingers. And of course Harry needs to be of color too in order to cut down on his white privilege. He also better be trans so the whole wizard thing gets some non-binary symbolism.)

EDIT: What the f....
>make a fan web series about Hermione's life after the books
>pick a black actress for the role