Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Moe Bitches]

And the window is ashamed of Spoony for not touching any grass.

[GuestWrong]

Spoony doesn't care about money. Miles the ACE takes care of all that stuff now.
Sorry, I don't think there's anything you could do to motivate him to let you suck his dick.
Filmbrain would let you do it for just some compliments though.

"You're not all THAT bald, gluk gluk gluk!"

[mad bum]

Damn 100 pages I had to catch up on and the only funny thing was the bag tweet.

[Guest]

Spoony is too lame to score drugs anyway. He ended up being an alcoholic because that's the only substance he can get.

Spoony is from the DARE generation, and totally is anti-drug. Sees no problem taking tons of pills his psychiatrist prescribes, and chugging back booze. Those are legal therefore they're good for you.

Remember how fucked up he got doing that ET review on Vicodin 5s?

[Ghost of Norm McD]

I want him to switch to hard drugs and put Miles into a really interesting position.

Spooper is too much of pussy for weed, let alone real drugs. Besides, who's going to hook him up? All his connections are WASP boomers and terminally online SocJus nerds who are just as scared of everything as he is.

[Newhalf]

Aah truth hurts.. I guess the only entertainment to be had in this thread really is depression dumbass and her "suicide" attempts.

[Guest]

Spoony is too lame to score drugs anyway. He ended up being an alcoholic because that's the only substance he can get.

Spoony is from the DARE generation, and totally is anti-drug. Sees no problem taking tons of pills his psychiatrist prescribes, and chugging back booze. Those are legal therefore they're good for you.

Remember how fucked up he got doing that ET review on Vicodin 5s?

Yes that was of course also 100% patent pending Spoony truth

[Guest]

Damn 100 pages I had to catch up on and the only funny thing was the bag tweet.

Why would you try to catch up on the designated off-topic thread?

[mad bum]

Why would you try to catch up on the designated off-topic thread?

To see such gems as some twitter tranny pretend to kill themself.

[Kugelfisch]

You could offer him 10 million and an entire harem of Playboy bunnies, and he probably won't even reply.

I imagine that if Scarlett and April both showed up in Playboy bunny outfits, with a giant novelty cheque for his remaining debt, and dedicated their lives to be his maid slaves he would be happy for about a day or two. Then he would go back to moping and whining like he always does. His ego is so great that he feels he deserves much more than that, and nothing short of God-King of the world would satisfy him. Even if he made it in Hollywood he would become quite depressed.

It's worse. Being free of debt, having a job, having a relationship and even success all come with expectations and duties.

He'd have to do something. Spoony doesn't.