Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

Unless you like piss as lube or are not afraid of aids when you take her in the shitstained crusty ass.

Unfortunately, there are lot of degens, who love piss. They usually pretend that it's not piss and call it "squirt" a.k.a. "female cum" although it's literally impossible for it to be anything but piss.

It is partially piss, but what the fuck is it seems no one is 100% sure.

It's piss. Saying that it isn't is just a massive amount of copium. Porn actresses admit, that it doesn't really have anything to do with an orgasm and most of them just do it for the show - they make sure to drink extra amount of water before the recording, some even go an extra mile and drink some colored drink, which then makes their "squirt" of that color as well (because it's just piss).

[Guest]

Dude, how would warthog get aids to begin with? She has the tightest virgin pussy you've ever felt.

[Uguuboi]

Also with reversed, you get benefit of wart tossing your salad, so your average kiwi would be more than happy with that.

Kiwis don't eat salad.

I'm always afraid they'd want to kiss afterwards. I'm especially afraid she'd want to. You'd have to get a lipectomy to bang the Warthog.

[Guest]

Spoony is also retarded.

No, Spoony's just a midwit. Fill is genuinely retarded

[Moe Bitches]

What am I supposed to do here?!?!?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Push buttons.

[Le Redditeur]

What am I supposed to do here?!?!?

You're the Black man of DHI, so you're supposed to chase after fat white bitches. So good luck fucking Rachel! You gonna need it.

[Guest]

No, Spoony's just a midwit. Fill is genuinely retarded

Spoons is definition of mid-wit. He is simply too lazy to do any research or study anything so he never has any depth of knowledge on any topic, and he's just not that clever. But he's above many morons so they think he's smart. Lindsay is what happens when you take a midwit and give them a Masters in bullshit.

[Guest]

Also of all the characters, Vegeta loses to every character of strength in the series Who the fuck is he responsible for stopping?

Goku

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Plus Vegeta is the least altruistic of all DBZ main characters. He only really beats up bad guys in a desparate attempt to prove that he can keep up with Gokew's power level.