Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[Guest]

Leftist doctrine postulates that all this "x appropriation" can only ever be committed by *white* people.

Black people on the other hand are allowed to appropriate everything they want - see "We wuz Kangz" and Black Israelites (tm).

If you think about it, there's no surprise they took that approach.
I mean, all inventions that black people brought to the west are... ebola and aids. Wonderful inventions to be sure.

[Le Redditeur]

Also ran into a video that was age-restricted for seemingly no reason. That might just be a recent-ish attempt by YT to force people to login.

Usage of bad words, most likely. Oh no, someone said "crap" once! Age restrict it NAO!

[Guest]

https://web.archive.org/web/20220226085 ... hairstyles

Obviously, as the old rule goes, it's never enough for those faggots. Pedophiles from resetera and twatter mob are clapping.
Reddit meme is not bad, but technical state and controls are ass.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The moment they patch in more "urban" hairstyles, the same people who are currently whining about their absence will whine that the option allows white people to indulge in cultural appropriation.

[rabidtictac]

Elden Retread looks terrible. A shitty marriage of tired Fromsoft Souls Formula mechanics with open world AAA "video games."

It looks like you can use the horse to dodge every single enemy encounter that isn't specifically in a fucking dungeon (enemies barely react to mounted players), thus making the game worse than any souls game before it. That it runs badly (like every Fromsoft game on release) is just a topper.

The worst thing about this is there was no fucking reason to make Fromsoft games open world. Because they were already open world. It was merely a different type of open world, and a better one. The hub system with crafted levels is strictly superior to AAA ubishit "open worlds" in every way. Souls games gave you freedom from Demon's Souls onwards. The freedom to select from crafted levels. This Breath of the Wild/AssCreed shit is a massive downgrade. Adding a horse to your game is an admission the default speed of movement is not fast enough. And why is it not fast enough? Because of a failure of level design. You made the levels too massive and too empty. If the levels were the appropriate size, with a dense amount of content in each area, then the sprinting speed would have been more than sufficient. None of the other Souls games have mounts or need mount. All the older games' warp points travel between discrete levels and feature multiple shortcuts.

Think about it. Why does BOTW have a horse? Why does Skyrim have horses and fast travel? Because of slapdash, copypasta level design. OoT had only one map that required a horse to cut down on tedious traversal. Darksiders had one or maybe two areas in the game where the horse was needed. Witcher 3 can fuck right off. It's a "fun" game (for AAA mainstream) but the map is too big and, despite attempts to make it more dense than other open world piss, is still too fucking empty.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You have to have a boring, empty open world because everyone else is doing it, and it's more "realistic" and therefore "immersive".
And you have to have a horse because everyone else is doing it (because the boring empty open world is too boring and empty).

[Guest]

At least Reddit Meme made fighting dragons actually fun thanks to a horse. And that was something they were failing at since the dawn of time, so here's your upgrade.
Also, complaining about enemies not attacking in a series that is legendary for non-existent, retarded AI, where it's enough to run past them to not touch you.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They can't handle fast player characters because they take about as much time telegraphing their attacks as a DBZ character powering up.

[Kugelfisch]

Why does Skyrim have horses and fast travel?

It's fine for an RPG to have a horse and have a large world that isn't ultra dense. It's a role playing game. The world itself and it being something that abstractly resembles an actual place goes a long way towards enabling role play.

But fast travel? Shit quest design and an utter disregard for offering an adventure in fear of alienating shallow casuals with anything even remotely inconvenient.
Skyrim is tiny. It shouldn't need it. It's not Daggerfall.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

https://web.archive.org/web/20220226085 ... hairstyles

Obviously, as the old rule goes, it's never enough for those faggots. Pedophiles from resetera and twatter mob are clapping.
Reddit meme is not bad, but technical state and controls are ass.

We need to think 'bout the culture, fam! All Japs should take advice from the superior porchmonkey race & cater to their needs. The sooner true-to-life pubes4hair-dos are politically correctly implemented into character creators, the faster we can finally end racism, yo!