Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Warthog is so fucking fat that it would probably take her an entire year of not eating before she starved to death.

[veris leta facies]

Hungry hungry hippo.

[Guest]

I fucked up with my monthly budget

Unless you're on fucking opium I don't know how you pull that off.

She means she bought her food for the month, blew the rest of her cash on stupid crap (another necklace?) and then ate all the food in one drunken binge.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She needs those necklaces to remind her how stunning and brave she is.

>I'm literally starving
>I don't even feel hungry, though
>I deserve this, anyways
>And I'm too proud to beg for money

Aside from this last point, it's almost like she's starting to skinwalk Spoony. Even her "I only have yoghurt and pasta to eat" tweet sounds similar to what Spoony has posted before.
I guess if you can't meet @TheSpoonyOne, you have to become @TheSpoonyOne.

[rabidtictac]

It's like she has no concept of the future or object permanence. She cries constantly about being hungry and not having enough to eat. Then she goes and wastes all her gibsmonies on some stupid bullshit. Did she black out and forget about "starving" just last week? The evidence of her whining about food is all over her fucking twitter. She only has to click on the tab and scroll down to remind herself.

If she wants to waste her money on stupid shit, maybe she should.... GASP... Either get a job or move in with her mother.

[Guest]

What she really needs is a conservatorship, of the type that Britney had. Except that, unlike Britney who is dysfunctional but still functional enough that she doesn't need a conservatorship, Warthog actually meets the criteria. They're for people who can't feed, bathe and clothe themselves without help

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The evidence of her whining about food is all over her fucking twitter. She only has to click on the tab and scroll down to remind herself.

She has a strange relationship with old tweets. Remember that when reminded of her "Why don't you come and fuck my brains out, @TheSpoonyOne", she claimed that was an impostor account.
She certainly doesn't seem to realize that money spent on Mulan necklaces is the same kind of money that you can exchance for twinkies.

[Guest]

She has a strange relationship with old tweets.

Mate, she has a strange relationship with reality

[Complicity]

She needs those necklaces to remind her how stunning and brave she is.

Just like i need a review of Erod's magnum opus from The Pibbs' Experiment to get out of my Dark Times.

[Guest]

She has a strange relationship with old tweets.

Mate, she has a strange relationship with reality

hence the tweeting...twatter is easier then dealing with reality which is why it attracts losers and fuck-ups like flies to shit.