Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They had all the motion-capture technology in the world, and they decided to have her look like Boogie with Downs.

[Le Redditeur]

This awful crap won't be remembered except for ridicule in a few years. Meanwhile, the magnum ops of robotic waifus that is Nier Automata will endure forever.

[Guest]

LMAO you buy a full price AAA movie game and Soyny won't even upgrade you unless you buy the super-limited $200 edition.

You're out of the loop.
After the outrage months ago, they decided that upgrade from piss4 to 5 will be free. So it's old news.

Anyway, they still didn't explain in-game why she got beetus. I'm shocked they didn't say she got menopause for bonus woke points, that would tell all those bigots!
It's a fucking shame they actually didn't make her fat but only did whatever the fuck they did with the face. She really looks like retarded booger. Or maybe movieblob and nostalgia cunt lovechild?

[rabidtictac]

LMAO you buy a full price AAA movie game and Soyny won't even upgrade you unless you buy the super-limited $200 edition.

You're out of the loop.
After the outrage months ago, they decided that upgrade from piss4 to 5 will be free. So it's old news.

Really? Because, like I said, I know somebody who got the shitty game on release day and they did not receive a ps5 version. Just the pissfour.

Did she really get the movieblob disease btw? ayyy lmao if so. Primitive cultures aren't capable of getting type II, generally. That's a refined starches and sugars illness.

[Guest]

Well you can't access the ps5 version unless you own one. And then I believe you still need to go into the store to collect a copy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did she really get the movieblob disease btw? ayyy lmao if so. Primitive cultures aren't capable of getting type II, generally. That's a refined starches and sugars illness.

That was probably just a joke. Near as I can tell the change is never explained.
They pretty much just fucked her up because having a female main character who looks too feminine and beautiful is too triggering for troons. This case is particular weird because instead of modeling her after a boy, they probably just fucked around with some sliders that made the face puffier and called it a day.

[Kugelfisch]

It's a bit like the autistic female protag of ME: Andromeda was modelled after an actual model and then digitally hit with the ugly stick because the dangerhairs at FaggoWare couldn't stand the character being pretty.

[Complicity]

The game itself looks the same as the last one. So, boring shit where you fetchquest, craft, Asscreed across the map/up hills and listen to woke npcs spew ideology at you.

Is it true that in the first gayme every character with a dick is incompetent and/or evil, and every vagina is a paragon of virtue and problem solving?
This is what i heard about it.
Anyways i'm glad i bought Cuck of Tsushima instead.

[Guest]

Is it true that in the first gayme every character with a dick is incompetent and/or evil, and every vagina is a paragon of virtue and problem solving?
This is what i heard about it.

You heard right. It makes the game more retarded that way.

Anyways i'm glad i bought Cuck of Tsushima instead.

Typical not terrbile, not great game. Piss4 version suffers from horrendous frame rate and graphics are not that great. I'm not surprised they are not too quick about porting it. It's pretty much asscreed in Japan, something weebs were asking ubishit for ages. It's ok, but as dry as any sucker punch game.

As for Horizon ps4 to ps5, yes, it's separete 100GB+ download and you must take it from the psstore.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Must be all those 4k resolution textures. You can see every crater on the main character's face :3

Is it true that in the first gayme every character with a dick is incompetent and/or evil, and every vagina is a paragon of virtue and problem solving?
This is what i heard about it.

Seems likely, considering how you've just described every "female empowerment" thing made in the 21th century.