Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

If she's not drinking, where the fuck does all her money go to that she allegedly can't even afford to eat? Nobody's that poor in Canada unless they are addicts who waste all their gibs money to booze/drugs.

Because she doesn't know what actual hunger is and thinks not being able to suit her standards to feel satiated means starvation when it's really just a fucked brain looking to get high from the food response at the expense of the rest of the body as the cravings and just ability to eat grow and grow.

She's complained in the past "I've only had soup for days, my pantry is entirely empty, unless I eat more soup, I'm going to be hungry and see if my caseworker will loan me some grocery money" ...you're hungry? EAT THE FUCKING SOUP. I'm sure she only gets premade or fast food as well, probably thinking that her arthritis is the perfect excuse to not invest in the self care that is cooking for yourself.

[wulfenlord]

It's been a year since the Prisoner of Ice-saga already. Gone are the Scamtreon McMansion, the Rotten Branch, and the Furry Bitch (though she got replaced bretti kwick).

What will we see this year? Noah giving Miles snuggles instead of rent? Will The Hog start her Pro-Lesring career, and what will her signature move be? Find out in the All new season of The Spoony Experiment!

[Guest]

Will The Hog start her Pro-Lesring career, and what will her signature move be? Find out in the All new season of The Spoony Experiment!

[Guest]

I want to see her try and get into a wrestling ring. Not even wrestle. Just navigate the stairs and ropes. It would be the funniest thing in history.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She would basically be paralyzed after the first suplex.

No Spoonyone Inspired her to be Sober when she met him all those years ago.

Not quite. She inspired herself sober because drinking herself into a near-coma prevented her from meeting Spoony a second time.
According to her she won't drink so whe will never again miss the opportunity to share the same air as @TheSpoonyOne.
It's more likely that her joints will prevent such a meeting, but whatever.

[Guest]

If she's not drinking, where the fuck does all her money go to that she allegedly can't even afford to eat?

She's confusing "craving for cake" with "starving." She's just like every other fatty in those 600lb+ TV shows.

[Guest]

I am envisioning the intro being long over ("Break me" ofc), as she waddles down to the ring. Finally there, she tries to throw her crutches into the crowd, but immediately buckles under her weight. Cue the theme of her competition and the camera cutting back to the commentary

[Guest]

Not quite. She inspired herself sober because drinking herself into a near-coma prevented her from meeting Spoony a second time.

So she drank enough Bailey's to fall asleep and woke up late the next day, one time? That was the point her alcoholism without saying it was her problem and She couldn't fall to the addiction and needed to become the sober angel07 we all know?

[Guest]

Vince McMahon would totally let retards wrestle themselves to death on tv if he could get away with it. Damn OSHA regulations ruining everything.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So she drank enough Bailey's to fall asleep and woke up late the next day, one time? That was the point her alcoholism without saying it was her problem and She couldn't fall to the addiction and needed to become the sober angel07 we all know?

She allegedly got so nervous at seeing @TheSpoonyOne that she drank, then she allegedly realized she was too drunk and set a friend in her stead.