Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

Yeah, it's unfair that Miles didn't get a commendation for shooting that spic. The guy was wielding a machine gun, for fuck sake. Say what you want about his aceness or gayness or whatnot, it was a good feat of arms in defense of his community and he deserved a medal for it. If Arpaio didn't give one to them, he's a pussy and a cuck.

[Guest]

The guy was wielding a machine gun

An AR-15?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No tweets since Feb 2nd. Is Spoony dead yet?

Nah. He's a bit like Pennywise in that he tends to hibernate from time to time.
It's a lot more erratic than Pennywise's sleep cycle, though.

[Guest]

Yeah, it's unfair that Miles didn't get a commendation for shooting that spic. The guy was wielding a machine gun, for fuck sake. Say what you want about his aceness or gayness or whatnot, it was a good feat of arms in defense of his community and he deserved a medal for it. If Arpaio didn't give one to them, he's a pussy and a cuck.

Story is below gotta give it to Miles walked right up to the guy and NOPED him as soon as the gun started to move, shot him point blank between his eye and ear popping off three shots and only stopped because his revolver jammed which I didn't even know was possible? He must have been firing at the speed of fucking light.

Ramirez said she began questioning Castellanos about his drug use. He became angry.

As he left the house, he fired at least two gunshots into the air, startling the neighbors, who called 911.

Sheriff's deputies swarmed to the area. Castellanos left, then came back to his house about the same time Antwiler arrived. Castellanos backed his car out of the driveway, ignoring the deputy's orders, according to Antwiler's statement.

Antwiler got out of his car as Castellanos sat idling in the cul-de-sac. According to a neighbor who saw the incident, Antwiler walked toward Castellanos' SUV, shouting for him to stop.

When Antwiler got to the SUV, Castellanos rolled down the window and raised an assault rifle with the muzzle up. Antwiler saw the rifle and fired off three rounds before his gun jammed.

When paramedics pulled Castellanos' body from his SUV, they found his assault rifle with more than 30 rounds of ammunition and a handgun.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh, yeah, it wasn't a machine gun, but an "assault rifle". Still pretty impressive and he should have been decorated for it.

[Guest]

Yeah, it's unfair that Miles didn't get a commendation for shooting that spic. The guy was wielding a machine gun, for fuck sake. Say what you want about his aceness or gayness or whatnot, it was a good feat of arms in defense of his community and he deserved a medal for it. If Arpaio didn't give one to them, he's a pussy and a cuck.

Story is below gotta give it to Miles walked right up to the guy and NOPED him as soon as the gun started to move, shot him point blank between his eye and ear popping off three shots and only stopped because his revolver jammed which I didn't even know was possible? He must have been firing at the speed of fucking light.

I doubt that many law enforcement officers on patrol still use a revolver. Cannot tell from the picture, but I did not see any at first glance on the MCSO website.

[Guest]

only stopped because his revolver jammed which I didn't even know was possible?

It's not possible and modern police don't even have revolvers. The author of the article likely thought Revolver = handgun. It was probably a Glock that many departments use, which as a semi-auto is prone to jamming.

After the FBI shootout in 1986 where a few robbers took out multiple FBI agents, the push was to move from revolvers to semi-autos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_FBI_Miami_shootout

[Guest]

only stopped because his revolver jammed which I didn't even know was possible?

It's not possible

It is possible

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If it was made by humans, it can fuck up.

[Guest]

Spoony was made by two humans.