Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Moe Bitches]

Man, this Norm Macdonald fella is a real jerk.

[Guest]

You know I was curious what old Miles was up to and if he got a raise or anything since he's getting closer to that 20 year retirement that police can take at reduced salary + sweet benefits and while 2021 wasn't posted yet I noticed 2 odd things here, one was the retirement pay listed at $58,000+ in 2020, granted the reportings are slim it's the only listed year that includes Retirement in the public access report. And second was that in 2020 there was a Miles Antwiler listed as a Forensic Technician, not a very common name and only points to him in searches online, did Miles get transferred in disgrace/need to switch fields?

I think we all know the truth here though, he took that $58,000 from his retirement to build sets, get that video in the render queue and 2022 is THE YEAR OF THE SPOON, 2 BROTHERS, 0 DISTRACTIONS, 2 HEALTH AILMENTS TO DERAIL PRODUCTION, and ultimately 2 SPOONY MOVIES!

[Le Redditeur]

>27% lower than the average Maricopa salary

ouch. Feels bad man.

[Guest]

>27% lower than the average Maricopa salary

ouch. Feels bad man.

Unless that's in addition to his LE salary? 88k plus a 58k retirement payout and 42k for an additional entry level Forensic position. Miles may have just had a productive 2020 with Covid, maybe he occupied his time hanging out with the only people who match his personality (corpses, get it?) Maybe he had to leave in shame and took the retirement out as a safety net for month to months while he looked for other employment, maybe he bailed out the spoon from something relating to the foreclosure? It'll be interesting when the 2021 Payrolls come out

[RedLine]

Miles the ACE cashing out $60k in retirement funds to pay off Spoony debts would be great.

[Guest]

Miles the ACE cashing out $60k in retirement funds to pay off Spoony debts would be great.

Possibly cashing out the 58k then working a second full time job to quickly put all of it back when he remembered interest compounds and Spoons ain't repaying 58k anytime soon on that sub $300 monthly Patreon, which honestly I feel kinda bad for him if that is the case working two jobs sucks and I wouldn't doubt that he'd be doing it to save the strain Spoons would cause to their parents and their bank accounts having him move in again and eat their food, use their electricity, etc.

[Guest]

I bet it's toppes with 'le epic Ultima Retrospective' aka 'doing the bare minimum while stealing footage and still taking months per video', the series.

I hate it when I'm right

[RedLine]

>2012

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's easy being right when it comes to Spoony's fanbase. They're so homogenous and easy to figure out that you're not so much reading them like a book as you're listening to the audio book.

There are amputees - literal amputees - and people with debilitating illnesses that are infinitely more productive, less lazy and less self-pitying than this vile cunt.

It's because these people actually wanna get shit done, no matter what their cruel fate thinks of this time.
Rachel on the other hand? I'm not sure if she ever legit tried to get shit done.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

It's a good thing she is trying to flirt with the Avatar, then (ohmaigawd u guise, I am sooo totally not attracted to @S.O. stahp!), weaker men would have succumbed to her by now :3

Spinning this string further along, why isn't she trying to woo Miles the Incel? Trying to be (ugh) flirty with Noah is like trying to quench blood from a stone. April only managed by literally shoving her tits in his face (well, any IN who wouldn't run away). Getting together with Miles would be a win-win for her. She would be socially secure, and she could have a forbidden love sub-plot, like Lancelot & Guinevere.

Rachel never met Miles at a con and doesn't have a parasocial relationship with him. Plus she'd need an actual way of contacting him. Maybe if it was possible for her to tweet at him she might try her luck. Unless I got there first, of course.