Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:56 pm

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He is looking for someone like Lindsay Ellis, seemingly unaware that these women are vile and will destroy your soul.
If he were really looking for that he wouldn't have to look hard. Look at how Lindsay herself sank her claws into Space X cuck, literally the first beta male she could find with a decent job, and Miles makes about what they do on average.

Just generally speaking, desperate and predatory women aren't hard to find. Unless you're not really looking, of course

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:09 pm

Miles probably goes from home to job, then back to home to watch his beloved B-movies and indulge in whatever other nerdy and solitary hobbies he has, no time or opportunity to socialize outside of his job because he (wisely) doesn't want/care for dating any of his colleagues (male or female). He was moderately happy doing that, until one day either a coworker or one of his liberal "friends" on the internet made a comment that he was behaving like an incel. "Oh no!", thought Miles, "That can't be! I'm no Elliot Rogers, I'm a good boi who respects women and pronouns on the internet! There has to be another explanation!" Cue the ace bullshit which he can now passive-aggressively throw at anyone commenting on his unusual social behavior.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:35 pm

I think Miles the IncelACE is too afraid to talk to women and doesn't go anywhere for social interaction. I'm sure he's relieved he can now use "helping my very ill brother" as an excuse for continuing that lifestyle.
So unless a lady at the grocery store or something throws herself at him, nothing is happening.

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:49 am

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Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:35 pm
So unless a lady at the grocery store or something throws herself at him, nothing is happening.
Which is foolish, since he'd be much happier if he just picked up some central/south american lady who didn't even speak English well but was in her 20's. People are meant to be with each other, and isolating is no good. It's one of the most basic drives. But modern critical theorists think "human nature" is just a creation of the patriarchy designed to oppress us, so they think people not marrying or having kids will be just fine.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:55 am

You're reading too much into that. Miles now probably do desk job, he doesn't go out and patrol and interact with people in his capacity as a cop. So he literally goes home-job-home and has very little social interaction. He is too timid/too feminist/too disinterested to engage the grocer shop cashier or whatever other women he happens to interact in a professional manner. He doesn't go out on social events to have the chance to interact with the ladies, because going out is a waste of time and money. So he is pretty content to live on his routine, watch whatever shitty flick Gay Baumann recommends in their B-Movie Discord group, and now take care of his broken older brother.

Yeah, it would take a woman throwing herself at him for her to have a chance of getting his floppy dick (maybe, if he isn't gay), but there's also a chance he would simply refuse a woman doing that because that would upset his little life system going on. And in the end, isn't that what life should be about?
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But modern critical theorists think "human nature" is just a creation of the patriarchy designed to oppress us, so they think people not marrying or having kids will be just fine.
Nonsense. The idea of having a monastic life is old as fuck. You just need to look at the medieval monastic orders to know that it isn't a modern idea by the slightest. On the contrary: the idea of the "duty to reproduce for the Nation" is a product of the French Revolution and it's core idea of a "Nation in arms" with general conscription.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:47 am

Spoony fans in 2022:


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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:56 am

I bet it's toppes with 'le epic Ultima Retrospective' aka 'doing the bare minimum while stealing footage and still taking months per video', the series.

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 14, 2022 9:31 am

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I bet it's toppes with 'le epic Ultima Retrospective' aka 'doing the bare minimum while stealing footage and still taking months per video', the series.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by casual pleb » Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:27 am

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Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:49 am
People are meant to be with each other, and isolating is no good. It's one of the most basic drives
Unless you're introverted, then you actually thrive in isolation, unless you get guilted by the society to think otherwise. And how much can you actually isolate in modern society? Unless you live in a cabin in the woods without internet and electricity.

Whatever the case, Miles now has his soulmate living with him, which is his brother. So it works out perfectly :3

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Ghost of Norm McD » Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:20 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:40 am
Hogscast of the day: Listen to your fat heart
This has been a (mental) health anouncement from Rachel Baker.
There are amputees - literal amputees - and people with debilitating illnesses that are infinitely more productive, less lazy and less self-pitying than this vile cunt.

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