Movie Thread

[Guest]

It usually (but not always) hits because the woman's got a husband and/or children and so has no need to attract a mate. Which is the case here.

That's too bad. Why couldnt it at least have happened to her traitor aunt?

Aside from Henry Fonda (who was a Democrat, but rather strait-laced) they're all pretty much cut from the same cloth

[Kugelfisch]

Well, it is Hollywood after all.

[Complicity]

Guys, the obvious explanation is that Bridget Fonda started marathoning @thespoonyone's videos, and wearing a Mulan necklace to remind herself that she's an actress.

[Guest]

At least Bridget was hot once. Something Warthog can never say

[Guest]

There's more, apparently

SpoilerShow

I'm really struggling hard to think of anybody bodied harder by The Wall. It really is hard to imagine she could have ever been a movie star, especially one desirable enough to get the Tarantino foot fetish treatment.

[Guest]

Imagine sucking on her nipples through her filthy Mickey Mouse shirt.

[Kugelfisch]

Perhaps she wasn't in public for years because she was busy getting the absolute shit beaten out of her by The Wall.

[casual pleb]

Perhaps she wasn't in public for years because she was busy getting the absolute shit beaten out of her by The Wall.

She was too busy eating cake to even notice the wall - she crashed right through it and then just kept going.

[Guest]

Whatever the case, she was a massive recluse and now we know why

[veris leta facies]

Empire of Dust (2011)

Shang Tsung tries business in Wakanda. Spoiler alert: He didn't like it. Some things learned from this document:

In Congo it's hard to get novelty items like gravel in your hands.

Goat shit is the best fertilizer. Chicken shit is good too but it stinks.

When a black guy drives a truck he does A LOT of damage.

It's all so tiresome.

Congolese steal your fuel and then act innocent.

Congolese don't have any sense of time.

Congolese go crazy when it's the payday. Two days later, they will ask you for a loan.