Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

It's overrated in the sense that plenty of people are willing to ruin their lives, careers and financials over a single fuck

Hey, that's just evolution at work

I guess so. The ones with an excessive sex drive, even to the point of self-destruction, got to have lots of offspring.
But then we used to have social norms that were heavily enforced by not only the state/king but also the general population to diminish the negative consequences.

[casual pleb]

I guess so. The ones with an excessive sex drive, even to the point of self-destruction, got to have lots of offspring.

Well, that is if you're actually impregnating all these women, that you're having sex with, because if you're not - from evolutionary stand point - you're as big of a loser, as those incels, jacking all their lives to porn.

The only actual winner from the point of evolution is that one guy, who sold his sperm to like a thousand women - so he may now have a thousand of his spawns running around - and he may even still be a virgin

[Kugelfisch]

That's from a modern perspective. We've had thousands of years where the guy that fucks the most father's the most children and, in the end, we're all descendants of high sex drive people.

That's why you can't reform sexpests. The urge is stronger than anything else, including morals and self-preservation. The rope is the only cure for those extreme cases.

[Complicity]

Here's a link for our foreign friends that may not be familiar with that gesture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

Note that Noah's doing it wrong. He's doing more of the devil hands.

Yeah my joke was about Merlin The Dildo(tm) over there.

[Le Redditeur]

Imagine measuring your worth by the number of whores your impregnated. Congratulations, you are as valuable as a goddamn Ozark hillbilly.

[TheSpongeyOne]

This. Sex is the most overhyped thing ever. Many people are just afraid to say it, but most of the time it's "ehhh." Or they are so invested, that they "better like it" at that point - like some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay.

It's only really good if you're having it with someone, who's really experienced and really enjoys it - basically a nymphomaniac whore. And even then - while you may really enjoy it for those 10 minutes, but you certainly won't gonna be enjoying it later, with all those STD's you gonna get from that momentary pleasure.

Lol crawl back to your incel forum you permavirgin, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Seems like we have one of "some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay"
Only people who never had sex or had it like once, think of it as a big deal - it really isn't.
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*Or* I've been happily married for many years, and we treat sex like a fucking playground of fucking. It's awesome. And if your only metrics for sex are "paying for it" and "nymphomaniac whore," you're a clown.

[TheSpongeyOne]

This. Sex is the most overhyped thing ever. Many people are just afraid to say it, but most of the time it's "ehhh." Or they are so invested, that they "better like it" at that point - like some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay.

It's only really good if you're having it with someone, who's really experienced and really enjoys it - basically a nymphomaniac whore. And even then - while you may really enjoy it for those 10 minutes, but you certainly won't gonna be enjoying it later, with all those STD's you gonna get from that momentary pleasure.

Lol crawl back to your incel forum you permavirgin, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Seems like we have one of "some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay"
Only people who never had sex or had it like once, think of it as a big deal - it really isn't.
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*Or* I've been happily married for many years, and we treat sex like a fucking playground of fucking. It's awesome. And if your only metrics for sex are "paying for it" and "nymphomaniac whore," you're a clown.

[Guest]

Yeah my joke was about Merlin The Dildo(tm) over there.

Merlin the Dragon Dildo was a source of some jokes in 2017, but since he only used it in one video, it didn't really catch on.

[TheSpongeyOne]

Lol crawl back to your incel forum you permavirgin, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
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Seems like we have one of "some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay"
Only people who never had sex or had it like once, think of it as a big deal - it really isn't.
[/quote]

*Or* I've been happily married for many years, and we treat sex like a fucking playground of fucking. It's awesome. And if your only metrics for sex are "paying for it" and "nymphomaniac whore," you're a clown.

[RedLine]

Way to triple post, guy that does gay Spoony parodies and talks about all the sex he has with his fat wife.