Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nerdfags that lose their virginity very late are the most annoying faggots. They can't wait to finally talk with the guys about their fuck stories because they assume that's what the others have been talking about all those years and they want to make up for lost time.

I think the excitement is jus tmaking them a bit retarded, stopping short of "Did you know that you can have sex with someone?! It's amazing!"

[RedLine]

"It's amazing!"

Lies.

[Guest]

Has Spoony ever tried kpop? It's pretty much impossible to be sad listening to kpop and this song is basically his life now.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWIkiI_UmeE[/video]

[Guest]

I'm not 100% certain about what video it was. I never watched Counter Monkey, I only found out about it when somebody posted a timestamped link to the video where Spoony said it.

It was that video. It starts at 33:58. The book is talking about "one finger contact" and "two finger contact" in context of psionics.

We're getting into a weird pervy area here. The last time I "two finger contacted" someone it was April. And we agreed we shouln'd to that anymore. You know. *hand gesture* Well that's, nyeh aaa. Anyways. So, uh, yeah.

[Guest]

Holy fucking shit, that was the most awkward bit I've ever seen from Spoony.

[wulfenlord]

At long last she now gets the Five finger death punch from her Iron Bull on a regular basis :3

[Guest]

I'm not 100% certain about what video it was. I never watched Counter Monkey, I only found out about it when somebody posted a timestamped link to the video where Spoony said it.

It was that video. It starts at 33:58. The book is talking about "one finger contact" and "two finger contact" in context of psionics.
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We're getting into a weird pervy area here. The last time I "two finger contacted" someone it was April. And we agreed we shouln'd to that anymore. You know. *hand gesture* Well that's, nyeh aaa. Anyways. So, uh, yeah.

He was very proud of that joke. The video description even is just "Remember, there is no three-finger touch."

And was there not also a video about a rulebook exclusively for making sexual characters, sex magic and rules for characters having sex? There must have been plenty of awkward jokes in there.

[casual pleb]

"It's amazing!"

Lies.

This. Sex is the most overhyped thing ever. Many people are just afraid to say it, but most of the time it's "ehhh." Or they are so invested, that they "better like it" at that point - like some poor prick, who spends his entire savings chasing some bitch, just to find out that she's a dead lay.

It's only really good if you're having it with someone, who's really experienced and really enjoys it - basically a nymphomaniac whore. And even then - while you may really enjoy it for those 10 minutes, but you certainly won't gonna be enjoying it later, with all those STD's you gonna get from that momentary pleasure.

[Newhalf]

Aah see Spoony's jokes were never funny but at least he used to have the conviction to act as if they were.
Who's he going to convince now apart from the lobotomized piss ogres?

[Guest]

Rachel sure loves that Counter Monkey parts about fingering and sex dice. That's prime schlick material.