Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

CRAWL INTO MY SKIN
THIS WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

[wulfenlord]

Aaw. It's so original to express oneself through that kind of mainstream garbage. What's next? Linkin Park - In the end? Evanescence - Bring me to life?

Only acceptable entry :3

[Guest]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAKES

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd personally go for Falco.

(The most iconci bit somewhere in the middle translating to "Do I have to die in order to live?". Very fitting for the muse of depression.)

[Musical Space Cowboy]

DepressionMuse? More like BasicBitch.

I'd personally go for Falco.

I like that song, although I first heard it from a cover by Stahlhammer.

[Le Redditeur]

All women think they're oh so special, but every single one of them is a basic bitch made on the same pop cult mold.

[Guest]

I never thought I'd see someone unironically quoting that song. Not even in the Livejournal/MySpace era. As if we needed yet more evidence pointing to this bitch being absolutely retarded.

[Kugelfisch]

What does he have to work for? He gets all his billth paid for and he can do whatever he wants to.

He doesn't want to do anything. Nothing is enjoyable for him.

What does he need more for when he grows old? He can give everything he owns(which isn't much) to the state and let medicaid pay for his old folks home where he can jack off and play videogames.

He likely already can't get it up and doesn't want to play vidya.
What he's going to get being old (if his liver keeps up) is sit in the shittiest retirement home, being miserable and have people that constantly tell him what to do. It'd be hell for him.

The benefit of working for your retirement is that you get to be left the fuck alone. That's what he'd actually want. No expectations from him. No handlers, no caretakers, nobody to tell him to wash himself, get up at a certain time, tell him he cant drink plastic gallon vodka all day or even interact with him.

He wants to feel like shit all day and shout into the Twitter void to ideally no response.

You, as a NEET or someone that wants to be one, might think of what a great time you could have.
Noah won't and doesn't. The is no envying someone that directionless.

[Guest]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAKES

CRAWL INTO MY SKIN
THIS WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

WAKE ME UUUUUUUUUUP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!

[Guest]

All women think they're oh so special, but every single one of them is a basic bitch made on the same pop cult mold.

Dont know who it was but this standup line is brilliant: How ironic is it that you women are all the same because of the fact you all want to feel unique and special.