I was linked this vid as a practical joke, it was supposed to be very good, it's really the worst garbage imaginable. Alicia Silverstone, Haley Joel Osment, jesus, where have they found all these hasbeens? Wasn't Jake Lloyd available? Unbelievably lame writing, awful, awful music etc. It's like an endurance test, how long can you last.
Oyoyoyoyyyy! I hadn't watched Bloodsport in a long time and I felt that now this work of art needs to be re-experienced. This is Van Damme's Rocky 4 (although R4 had a slightly better soundtrack). The plot is incredibly stupid, but it gives the film its own charm. I'm also positive that Ivan Drago could beat Chong Li, both in a boxing match and in kumite. Dlya sebya!
So Spielberg's Woke Side Story bombed. It was a hard sell anyways and then the news that Spielberg was refusing to subtitle the Spanish scenes because subtitles are racist turned off any rational-thinking human being.
Alicia Silverstone, Haley Joel Osment, jesus, where have they found all these hasbeens? Wasn't Jake Lloyd available? Unbelievably lame writing, awful, awful music etc. It's like an endurance test, how long can you last.
