April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[GitGud]

Cunts like yir are the worst. Allways trying to be in the center of attention. Ye is a perfect match for spoonsty.
If yir starts to walk the twitch whore way yir would be set for life. Or hoeing in second life.

[Guest]

God, imagine Spoony padding around the house post-sex wearing just his socks.

[mad bum]

God, imagine Spoony padding around the house post-sex wearing just his socks.

Guest posting was a mistake.

[pibbs]

Post-sex? You mean like 2008?

[pibbs]

And?...

What we're you expecting?

I meant "And?" as in what's your point?

[MegaNigger]

And?...

What we're you expecting?

I meant "And?" as in what's your point?

His point being "Oh look, Orcril is insane! Surprising no one."

[Guest]

I doubt April even lives with him anymore. They probably broke up a while back and just haven't said anything about it because Spoons doesn't want to get trolled even more on his 10-minute live wires.

[rabidtictac]

I doubt April even lives with him anymore. They probably broke up a while back and just haven't said anything about it because Spoons doesn't want to get trolled even more on his 10-minute live wires.

It's possible. The other likely answer is she spends every hour not at work playing Skyrim and she just never talks to Spoony at all, ever.

He gives her a house to live in that she kind of contributes towards, and she gets to live at a place that's nicer than what she'd be able to afford on her own. And her name isn't on any paperwork anywhere, so she can stay there until they formally evict Noah.

She can ring up Brad from MKE the same day they kick her out, and have a place to stay before the sun sets.

[pibbs]

What we're you expecting?

I meant "And?" as in what's your point?

His point? Who are you talking about?

His point being "Oh look, Orcril is insane! Surprising no one."

[veris leta facies]

April von Polsk has been absent from twatter for three weeks now. She used to post her Skyrim crap there almost daily. It's also been three weeks since she posted this:

Hey all! The shop is currently on hiatus while I work on getting things sorted and getting my creative groove back. All current orders will be fulfilled; I'll be back soon, hopefully with lots of awesome new

She's finally abandoning the ship? It's about fucking time.