Retro Games

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R.I.P Wokester Gaymes

[rabidtictac]

In non-shitty game news, Okinawa Rush is finally getting a full release soon on all consoles and it's looking pretty ok.



Of course, it's best to assume all retro indie games are garbage. And I did until I saw some gameplay. I'll wait to see what the buzz is, but the game seems good. It has an arcade mode so you can get right in and start beating the shit out of evil ni(g)njas.

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>"Okinwawa Rush"

Such a meh name. Why didn't they get the IP for First Samurai, or at least name it something similar. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The last time I had an Okinawa Rush was when I watched too much Azumanga Daioh

[Guest]

San Andreas remake looks like shit imo. Vice City also seems wack.

"Buh muh Unreal Engine!"

We had a perfect bootleg engine for GTA3 and VC and Cockstar chimped out at it multituple times and are suing the developers.

[mad bum]

If you like vaseline smeared resolution sure.

[AdorableOtter]

MEIN TANKS!

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[Guest]

MEIN LITTLE TANKS!

ftfy

[AdorableOtter]

MEIN LITTLE TANKS!!

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was expecting it to be more buggy, but it's pretty stable and looks almost finished except for some UI elements (which seems like images rather than texts). The official stable version will come out soon.

[Moe Bitches]

So surprise, surprise, Rockstar/Take Two removed the original trilogy on some platforms so they're just begging for pirates to be up their ass even more.

Meanwhile...

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...it ranges from looking okay to absolute dogshit.

But then you see the more of the models:

Because I'm not a complete zoomie, I already have the trilogy on PC and at least Vice City on PS2 (and it's one of my first games).


Also R.I.P fun looking game manuels, if instruction booklets are even around anymore.