Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Hadn't he posted a few months ago that he had taken the dog to the vet but it was just a fatty lipoma or some shit?
I guess his (lack of) money couldn't get him a better doctor than Dr Nick

[Guest]

You try to mock with your sarcasm, but lest you forget that Spoony's most productive years were when he was with Miles and Scarlett. Spoony is a powerful, but often chaotic force that needs to be tempered by a stern but firm hand. April's will was simply too weak to control such a force, so it fizzled out. But now the flame has been given new embers to grow again watched over by a powerful master. And with Spoony, the fire rises.

Is reddit down or something?

[Guest]

Hadn't he posted a few months ago that he had taken the dog to the vet but it was just a fatty lipoma or some shit?
I guess his (lack of) money couldn't get him a better doctor than Dr Nick

Dr. Miles' handgun euthanasia is a remarkable bargain.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

This whole dog death thing just makes me want to fuck him all the more.

Who is this? Seriously? Is that you, Slutmuffin? You Lithuanian crack whore

Don't be ridiculous, I never wanted to shtup Spoony. Miles is more my speed. He even has a job.

RIP Oreo. I realize that animals just die sometimes, but she was a small dog and could have lived much longer. I hope she was at least getting better care after moving to Arizona. Maybe went on an actual walk once in a blue moon.

[Le Redditeur]

Too bad Miles and you probably have the same taste in men— I mean, too bad Miles is a Sigma Asexual Male and has no time for sluts. Yeah, that's the truth.

[wulfenlord]

Truely, we live in the darkest of times. Womenfolk and guests roaming around unchecked, and the YEAR OF THE SPOONY is ending, oh waily waily...

[Guest]

Don't be ridiculous

Not so ridiculous given the loser you married, and the fact that you had to reveal that you were, in fact, lurking

[Kugelfisch]

Too bad Miles and you probably have the same taste in men— I mean, too bad Miles is a Sigma Asexual Male and has no time for sluts. Yeah, that's the truth.

Miles goes to his favourite bar several times a week. With his best bros, a construction worker, an Indian, a cowboy and some biker guy.

[Guest]

We're calling severe laziness a force now, I guess.

The fire is his passion for video games and role playing. It lingers within him and he wants to unleash it on the world once more. Bad games hurt him and he needs to hurt them back!

[Guest]

Bad games hurt him and he needs to hurt them back!

Funny. I feel a similar way about you and your terrible posts