Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

If given the chance and no one had to know, would you fuck Spoony?

If so, how would you fuck him? Would you be the top or bottom? Go into detail.

I wouldn't fuck him, but no homo, in that last livestream he's very attractive. The burnt-out, bad-boy Spoony is so much rawer, more authentic than the corporate whore that James Rolfe has become. He reminds me of the later years of Hunter S Thompson; his brain may be fried, but the charisma is still there. You can tell that once he was somebody. So many youtubers today were born nobodies.

Yes dude! That last livestream I just want to grab him by the fat rolls and start screaming at the top of my lungs, no homo.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He still has traces of that radiant halo only a Mashable Awards (tm) winner has :3

If so, how would you fuck him? Would you be the top or bottom? Go into detail.

There's really no choice on our part. He would insist to be the bottom. It'll probably go like those weird porn videos where the hoe pretend to be a lifeless doll, or maybe like those other weird porn videos where the hoe pretends to not care about your sex moves. In his case he would probably make tweets about how his ass hurts.

[Kugelfisch]

Bad enough retards samefag for heresy. Don't chime in along with that.

[Guest]

Has this been updated? People thought he looked like an unwashed slob on the right, but it was only a fraction of how bad he would end up looking. Neo-Spoony is a pure unwashed hobo looking guy.

[Guest]

Has this been updated?

Ages ago, grampa.

[Guest]

Watching some old vlogs in 2.5x speed in mpv that I missed from back in the day. So Spoony's entire experience with the Megami Tensi series is SMIT III: Nocturne, and Persona 3-4-5. Interesting that he did not play SMT1-2 which are grid based first person dungeon games akin to Wizardry. I'll forgive him for not mentioning the endless Japan only games (some for the saturn).

And speaking of Wizardy, he never mentions that series at all ever in any post or video as far as I know. I'm getting the sense that maybe this self-proclaimed RPG master isn't as knowledgible as he claims he is. Just enough knowledge to wow the outsider but once you get a bit of knowledge on the series you see how superficial his knowledge really is.

[Le Redditeur]

Did he ever proclaim himself as an "RPG master", though? I mean, Noah is an insufferable IN on his own accord, you don't need to invent shit to criticize him.

[Guest]

Has this been updated?

Ages ago, grampa.

Should be updated again, nigga. There was never any 'good' Spoony

[Guest]

Did he ever proclaim himself as an "RPG master", though? I mean, Noah is an insufferable IN on his own accord, you don't need to invent shit to criticize him.

He presents himself as an expert on Tabletop RPGs and Computer RPGS, not so much console ones. His mythology is that he's been playing them since a kid and has extensive knowledge of them. The reality seems different. His brother Doge showed him some of the Ultima games on the family PC back when he was a little kid, then little Noah played Final Fantasy games on the snes.

His disasterous Fallout 2 stream showed how little real experience he has with these games and ruined any illusions of expertise.

[wulfenlord]

If given the chance and no one had to know, would you fuck Spoony?

If so, how would you fuck him? Would you be the top or bottom? Go into detail.

Fuck right back off to plebbit with your shitty ass I wonder what Spoonys shit tastes like, no homo faggotry