Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I'm aware of those but are the Spoony tweets really the only evidence of this actually occurring? I certainly never saw anything more substantial.

He wasn't arrested so there'd be no police report or anything external. His resentment towards his parents and Christmas seems real so I believe it. Noah doesn't outright fabricate things, but rather uses twitter to vent and filters everything through his narcissistic perspective and slants events accordingly.

[Newhalf]

Oh to be sure I do believe his hatred of Christmas, it just seems like the petty contrarian thing he would do.
It's blending a bit here and there with his attempts at humor, like "Let's take 12 days of Christmas absolutely seriously like it's happening right now! Haw haw haw!"
Though overall, I can buy that he's extra miserable around Christmas time when most people are having fun.

What I'm NOT buying however is that he ever did anything more violent to a Christmas tree on public display other than shooting it angry glares.
This stuff plays out 95% in his head just like the famous Vampire LARP.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Are you perhaps suggesting that Spoony IRL is not the tough guy he likes to portray himself online ?

How can you have a top ten list and not mention the tree branch?

Not to mention the shocking lack of dremels.

[casual pleb]

Noah doesn't outright fabricate things, but rather uses twitter to vent and filters everything through his narcissistic perspective and slants events accordingly.

Pretty sure that 90 % of his countermonkey's are just made up BS. They have the same amount of truth in them as those movies, which claim to be "based on the real story."

[Guest]

I bet the toilet pizza is 100% real - it's exactly the kind of dick move his smug ass would pull.

[Guest]

Pretty sure that 90 % of his countermonkey's are just made up BS. They have the same amount of truth in them as those movies, which claim to be "based on the real story."

The stories paint him as a powertripping ass of a DM so there has to be some truth to them.

[Newhalf]

That doesn't really follow. Sure he is someone who dreams of wielding any kind of power, but that doesn't mean he automatically got a group of people who could stand playing with him.
Just like how imagining yourself as a womanizer doesn't guarantee you a girlfriend as many users here can certainly attest to.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He probably had to switch gaming groups fast with that kind of DMing, like after every session.

I bet the toilet pizza is 100% real - it's exactly the kind of dick move his smug ass would pull.

The only thing I don't buy about the story is that the pizza just happened to ferment in their game store bathroom with no one noticing before the Spoonster.
My theory is he "cultivated" the pizza at home.

[Guest]

but that doesn't mean he automatically got a group of people who could stand playing with him.

Read his livejournal, he talks about leaving gaming groups all the time.

I've denounced my Friday gaming group.

Ever realize that you've been hanging out with a bunch of people for about three years and you don't even really like any of them? And none of them really like you?

https://spoonyone.livejournal.com/45786.html

[Guest]

Doods I'm starting to wonder if even the Christmas tree attack really happened.

Christmas is some trigger for Spoony. Must be from his evangelical upbringing.

> guy who hates everything that everyone likes hates the holiday that everyone likes

Don't think you need to get any deeper than that.