Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

No, that title goes to the Greeks with their skirts and the shoes with the balls.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ya gotta post pics of them in motion, where they look the goofiest. Like so:


It's like a clown that couldn't be arsed with makeup and the nose.

[Kugelfisch]

Lederhosen are the most disgusting garment, though. What's better than a gay, short, strapped up pair of trousers? One you can't wash and are supposed to wipe your fat-stained hands on from eating rotissary chicken to "break it in".

[Guest]

>Greeks like boys in skirts
Figures.

[Guest]

Top 10 most pathetic Spoony moments (no particular order):

1. Dog twitter
2. Icicles of death
3. His mom sending food to his house and telling him over twitter
4. April saying he has the arms of an 8 year old in an attempt to defend him.
5. Christmas tree attack.
6. Not mowing the lawn to the point where others did it for him.
7. His explanation for not cutting his hair.
8. "Jimmy Fallon please let me on your show and show off board games"
9. Whining about April for over a year after she left.
10. Several year battle with bronchitis

[Kugelfisch]

I'd strike the bronchitis, as that's complete bullshit anyway. Instead, "being afraid of birds" would make my list.

[Newhalf]

Doods I'm starting to wonder if even the Christmas tree attack really happened.

[Guest]

How can you have a top ten list and not mention the tree branch?

[Guest]

Doods I'm starting to wonder if even the Christmas tree attack really happened.

Christmas is some trigger for Spoony. Must be from his evangelical upbringing.

[Newhalf]

I'm aware of those but are the Spoony tweets really the only evidence of this actually occurring? I certainly never saw anything more substantial.