Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

The best thing you can say about April's looks is that she's not Scarlett.

Right. But you could tell Spoony preferred Scarlett of the two. April must have picked up on that eventually.

Because the Red Sow cucked and left him.
Not because Orcril was a downgrade, she was thinner and much less of a cunt, at least judging by their Internet history.
My guess is that Spoonster wanted a surrogate mother and the fat cunt fit that role much better than Von Dumb, who instead was looking for a surrogate father.

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It has been speculated here in the past that Orcril would flip her politics (and thus the color of her hair) in an instant if her boyfriend daddy was right-winged, and that's probably true.
She would remain an ugly, dumb, lazy and old broad though, unlike what guestfags are suggesting.

[Newhalf]

Eeeh no accounting for tastes and all that, but the one thing that's for sure that even Orcril was certainly several leagues too high for Spoondumb and in fact really fricking stupid for even trying with that slob.
Didn't like her much, but may she find that bull she's been yearning for.
She deserves that much for making Spoony suffer (presumably, he might just have drama'd it up as usual).

[Le Redditeur]

BPD AND ECSTASY

[casual pleb]

April was pretty fucking hot. She had that comfortable, hot, but not too hot wholesome girlfriend look. I wouldn't mind stretching that bitch out.

Back to Cuck Chan Faggot!

Dude are you gay?

Dude are you a virgin?

[Guest]

Dude are you a virgin?

>anyone who doesn't simp for Spoony's roastie whore who looks like an orc and has had Spoony in her to boot must be a virgin
Should change your name from 'casual pleb' to 'hardcore faggot'

[Vaporwear]

The best thing you can say about April's looks is that she's not Scarlett.

Right. But you could tell Spoony preferred Scarlett of the two. April must have picked up on that eventually.

Because the Red Sow cucked and left him.
Not because Orcril was a downgrade, she was thinner and much less of a cunt, at least judging by their Internet history.
My guess is that Spoonster wanted a surrogate mother and the fat cunt fit that role much better than Von Dumb, who instead was looking for a surrogate father.

Antwhiler and that dipshit orc were really bad for each other specifically for this reason. April’s a shrinking violet who’s a complete pushover woman-child who expected other adults to take care of her, and Antwhiler was supposed to be that adult. Meanwhile we all know that Antwhiler is no adult and needed someone to crack the whip to keep him working. I’m sure April nagged him a few times but ultimately gave up because she just didn’t have the temperament to make him productive.

Honestly I can’t blame April for wanting an iron bull to take care of her. I see no problem with a woman taking a submissive position in a relationship like ye old times. Of course, the issue is she chose a complete loser to dig her gold digging claws into. Though it’s a testament to how seemingly normal he used to come off as, that fairly normal women actively sought him out and believed he could be a viable romantic partner.

[Vaporwear]

April was pretty fucking hot. She had that comfortable, hot, but not too hot wholesome girlfriend look. I wouldn't mind stretching that bitch out.

She looks bloated and worn out here. She used to be leaner and prettier in those shitty youtube videos she made prior to hooking up with Noah. She’s done a terrible job at preserving herself for sure, she really wasted the last handful of decent years she had left on that loser. I dunno who’d want her at this point, cause I feel like even Brad from FYE wouldn’t be interested anymore, that ship his sailed and he’s surely been promoted all the way to assistant manager by this point. He’s got that assistant manager money now, he can afford a prettier, younger bitch who didn’t waste nearly a decade of her life on a drunken internet has been.

[Guest]

April wants some iron bull guy to "force" into the tradwife life so she can play housewife whilst still telling herself she's a feminist.

Unfortunately for her she'd too fat and ugly for the iron bull guys to be interested and I doubt she can even iron a shirt.

[mad bum]

April really hit the wall recently. Quads of truth.

[casual pleb]

Dude are you a virgin?

>anyone who doesn't simp for Spoony's roastie whore who looks like an orc and has had Spoony in her to boot must be a virgin
Should change your name from 'casual pleb' to 'hardcore faggot'

I was responding to the other cunt, who was calling those who don't want to fuck April gay. Can you even read?