Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Well, if this is not a happy ending, i don't know what is.
Unless the dipshit resurfaces,



Maybe this time he won't.
Not only because his caretaker would be a complete imbecile to allow him to use Twatter, but also because the more time passes the more scared he will be of people reminding him that he is a homeless failure and that the branch has more resilience than his testicles, and he knows they will be there the moment he logs in and opens his stupid mouth.

He'll be back. They always come back

[Complicity]

1. Noah had to write a "hardship letter." This is a real letter, on paper, in which Noah will have begged for mercy from the bank and to implore them to agree to a short sale. It's one of the weird old timey legacies of the real estate business. I wish we could find that, but that will probably never be public.

Something tells me that he claimed to be literally Jesus Christ in it.

[Guest]

This will completely destroy any credit he has and ruin and dreams. He as a person is over. He can have no hopes or aspirations after this.

[Newhalf]

Emo king Spoony buried his dreams a long time ago when he wasn't invited to appear on talk shows or star in DnD movies.

[mad bum]

Here you lazy fucks.

Bank basically got everything back and more, Noah is more than likely free and clear. What's funny though is if Noah wasn't such a piece of shit he could of effectively made money off this house and used that to squat on while living with his brother. But he basically threw away 40k or more. Wouldn't be the first time though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

1. Noah had to write a "hardship letter." This is a real letter, on paper, in which Noah will have begged for mercy from the bank and to implore them to agree to a short sale. It's one of the weird old timey legacies of the real estate business. I wish we could find that, but that will probably never be public.

Oh, he can write about hardship alright. Probably copy-pasted from his tweet collection. Maybe accidentally put in one of those #AWorldWithoutSpiderMan somewhere in there.

He can have no hopes or aspirations after this.

What kind of parallel universe are you from where he still had those?

Maybe this time he won't.
Not only because his caretaker would be a complete imbecile to allow him to use Twatter, but also because the more time passes the more scared he will be of people reminding him that he is a homeless failure and that the branch has more resilience than his testicles, and he knows they will be there the moment he logs in and opens his stupid mouth.

Because Spoony never had to deal with shitposter reminding him that he's a failure?

[Guest]

1. Noah had to write a "hardship letter." This is a real letter, on paper, in which Noah will have begged for mercy from the bank and to implore them to agree to a short sale. It's one of the weird old timey legacies of the real estate business. I wish we could find that, but that will probably never be public.

WROOOONG

Spoony would not write a letter. He certainly wouldn't go outside to post it.

[Complicity]

Because Spoony never had to deal with shitposter reminding him that he's a failure?

He was still clinging to the fantasy of being an actor/comedian/director.
Now reality has finally caught up with him.
How is he going to push the blame of losing the house an all the payments on everyone else this time?
Is he going to claim that Orcril stole it like the dremel?
Is he going to either have a meltdown 2.0 with the trolls, or blockchain everyone but 5 deluded troons, the Warthog and Razorfist and talk exclusively with them even though he hates their guts?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's like way too much energy for him.
Mark my words: If he should ever return to twitter, he'll just go back to business as usual. Anyone making fun of him losing the house will just get banned (possible with a bit of a tough guy tweet from him beforehand).

[InfoAnon]

Imagine him copying one of these templates and gnashing his teeth the entire time lol



I want to imagine him really getting into it. This is his one chance to explain how badly the world has done him wrong and have someone other than the warthog or a group of self-mutilating trannies read it. He'd pour everything into there: The Red Beast, the Mashable, JewWario, the dremel, the icicles, the whole thing.

In reality he probably didn't even replace the parts that say "[describe your pathetic existence and hardships here]."