Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

There are only three options when an IN sees that there is no is Hollywood light at the end of the tunnel--just a dim blackness forever:

1) Sell out anything for sheckles, like NCunt.

2) Continue along ignorantly like Linky and Brad, trying to pretend like you never saw the truth.

3) Realize your destiny, like Spoony.....and succumb to the bitterness of disappointment.

4) Harassing and defaming more successful people until they lose their job and reputation to feel better about yourself for 5 minutes, like Luba and MarzCunt.

5) Troon out, like Hope and Luke Mochrie

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

6) Do the Jewwario.

[Guest]

Meanwhile, on amazon

Last purchased September 14, 2021

He got blackout things for windows. Why Miles would agree to make his house a shithole?
Was he really missing stench of death and rotten asshole that much?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sunlight is dangerous, man. Can give you cancer and stuff. You don't wanna fuck around with that.

[Guest]

Shit will fuck. you. UP!

Feels miserable all the time, yet hasn't had a grain of vitamin D since probably 2014. hmmmmmmmm

[Guest]

Shit will fuck. you. UP!

Feels miserable all the time, yet hasn't had a grain of vitamin D since probably 2014. hmmmmmmmm

Meanwhile April's getting plenty of D

[Kugelfisch]

As others have said, you can remove things from someone's wishlist by telling Amazon you bought the item for them somewhere else. I think people are just trolling him.

It's still funny that the fucker has them on his wishlist. Not even blinds will do. There could be traces of sunlight getting in and we can't have that!

[Guest]

Meanwhile April's getting plenty of D

Doubtful. April is the female equivalent of a guy who'd rather j/o to porn than actually fuck a bitch

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

As others have said, you can remove things from someone's wishlist by telling Amazon you bought the item for them somewhere else. I think people are just trolling him.

This is all part of the Spoony Code. We just need to crack it.

[BenComicGraphics]

6) Do the Jewwario.

"Put the gun into your mouth..."